porn virus |
[17 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porn+virus&defid=4459624
A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.
100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.
Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!
Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
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rat-licker |
[16 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rat-licker&defid=15249843
A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.
( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )
I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat-lickers.
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Strip Jenga |
[09 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Strip+Jenga&defid=3265768
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.
<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
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Clock Method |
[08 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clock+Method&defid=2686056
A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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Celebrity Free Pass |
[07 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Celebrity+Free+Pass&defid=5695449
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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Amazheimer's |
[03 Aug 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Amazheimer%27s&defid=15219991
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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Cornteen |
[31 Jul 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cornteen&defid=14833975
Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures.
Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.
“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”
“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”
“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”
“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”
“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”
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Karen |
[21 Jul 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Karen&defid=15044974
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
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