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TSIF [26 Aug 2020|12:00am]

That Shit Is Fucked

Guy 1 : Gawd Damn this is some good ass ice cream.
Guy 2 : Let me get a lick of that shit dawg.
Guy 1 : TSIF
Guy 2 : Come on, you know I'm straight busted till the furst of da Month.

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enby [18 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Pronounced (EHN-bee)

Based off of the shortening of "non-binary", N.B.

A term used by the non-binary/genderqueer community as an alternative to girl/boy.

Are they a girl or a boy?
Neither, they're an enby!

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porn virus [17 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.

Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!

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rat-licker [16 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat-lickers.

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WAP [11 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Wet Ass Pussy

You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.

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Strip Jenga [09 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.

It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.

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Clock Method [08 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method

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Celebrity Free Pass [07 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.

Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.

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It is what it is [06 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.

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lickable clink [05 Aug 2020|12:00am]

A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link

For more info there's a lickable clink in the description

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brain bleach [04 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.

1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!

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Amazheimer's [03 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.

Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.

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Simp [02 Aug 2020|12:00am]

Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.

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hits different [01 Aug 2020|12:00am]

to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.

i love michael jackson, but this song hits different now that he’s a pedophile lmao.

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Cornteen [31 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures.

Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.

“Wow, They Making Us Self Cornteen”
“I may not be making babies during this corn teen but by god I’m thinkin about it”
“I’ve been drunk almost everyday of corn and teen”
“Really regret not getting my eyebrows done before corn of teen”
“What y’all doing for the corn in teen?”

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Reclaiming my time [30 Jul 2020|12:00am]

When people are on your time but wasting it!

Maxine: Are you familiar with the May 23rd letter that I sent
Munchkin: Thank you for having me here, you're such a beautifu-
Maxine: RECLAIMING MY TIME. -- Answer the question, hoe.

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I hope she sees this bro [29 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
I hope she sees this bro.

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smoking gas [28 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Smoking loud marijuana. like 110 Octane

" Paul Shawn is always smoking gas!"

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864511320 [24 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Vote out Trump
86 means to cancel something
45 - Trump
11320 - Election Day November 3, 2020

I’m so sick of this president. I need a bumper sticker saying 864511320

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Karen [21 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.

Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.

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