I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent.

~ Arthur C. Clarke

Tags: arthur c. clarke, creationism, perversion, quotes

"Hey mister, Superman wants you to worship him or he will punish you."

"Superman doesn't exist, kid. He's an invention."

"You are so stupid. Superman is real. Can you prove Superman doesn't exist, mister?"

"I don't have to prove that, you crazy, obnoxious kid. You say he exists. You have to prove that."

"I have stacks of comic books that say he exists. So he exists."

"No, he doesn't. Those comic books just tell invented stories."

"You're so stupid. The comic books tell the truth or they wouldn't exist."

"What?"

"Superman is unbelievably strong. If the comic books told lies about him he would destroy them. He hasn't destroyed them. So they tell the truth. And they say Superman exists. So he exists. Are you too stupid to understand that?"

"Leave me alone, kid."

"Are you a servant of Lex Luthor, mister?"

Tags: crazy kid, pathology, religious lies