FINN MCLAGGEN HAS GAS THAT WOULD KILL A GOAT, PASS IT ON
- Mood:devious

LOOK AT MY PERFECT BABIES
- Mood:happy
- Mood:annoyed

These silly boys will never understand why us girls have so much fun playing Model.
- Mood:content
BOLLOCKS TO WARDS
PHINEAS MCLAGGEN -- IF YOUR BLOODY BLUDGERS ARE NOT AT MUNGOS THIS INSTANT I WILL BURN YOUR BROOM
PHINEAS MCLAGGEN -- IF YOUR BLOODY BLUDGERS ARE NOT AT MUNGOS THIS INSTANT I WILL BURN YOUR BROOM
- Mood:PAIN
If I ever consider having another one, remind me of the moment when I haven't showered and I don't care enough to change out of my sleeping clothes or paint my swollen toes and my hair looks like an old broom gone electric and my stretch marks have stretch marks and my after dinner snack consists of one container of Nutella plus spoon and I'm honestly considering taking Finn up on his two-person betting pool on when my water will break. Just. Remind me. Please.
- Mood:cranky
I don't understand Muggle music. It should be "BABY GET OUT, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON FINN"!
Ugh
BABY GET OUT AND BE A GRYFFINDOR
BABY GET OUT AND BE A GRYFFINDOR
- Mood:cranky
I think the wizarding world ought to know that Phineas McLaggen gives fabulous foot massages!
- Mood:bored
THERE ARE LOTS OF FIT BLOKES IN THE BAHAMAS. AND THEY WEAR TINY SWIM PANTS.
I thought you should know.
I thought you should know.
- Mood:enthralled
Damn it what's a Bahama? Finn won't tell me.
- Mood:annoyed