"Aww baby, why you gotta be so cruel?" he pouted. "How you supposed to show of them nice titties if you're coverin' 'em up?" he slurred. He was beyond smashed and would normally have offered her a beer or not sounded like an asshole entirely.
He looked down. "Yeah, I know. Got into a fight with Simon," he gave her a toothy grin. "He's in love with a nerdo," he laughed, almost loosing his balance.