"All you fuckin' do is grab ass other dudes!" Sylvia teased him. Even if he was a total douche when he was drunk, Sylvia still kind of liked sober Leland. Except that whole kid thing, that was weird. "You should just come out to the world, get rid of some of that repressed homosexuality aggression" she sighed.
"I'm a fuckin' saint, don't let no one tell you different" she agreed.