And then ran away.

True story.

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i think we should publish it.

nyt bestseller material.

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too short. what would we put for the other 100+ pages?

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'sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. sasuke is gay. ...'

etc.

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... I kind of like you.

Do you feel the same way.

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no.

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i don't swing that way.

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not that desperate, sry.

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i'd be worried if you were.

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if you're worrying you must be too high/not high enough.

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yup TIME FOR MORE POT

/basks in it

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jdjfj idk if naruto should be friends with shikamaru already or not. that sort of guy would be hard to not mention.

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lmao he's not that big of a pothead i promise. just the occasional dipper... weekly. LMAO. he has his responsibilities after all. 8)

buuuuuut i don't care either way? naruto could have met him at a random poker night where shikamaru hustled everyone out of money, a random pot smoking gathering, billards clubs, or anything really LMAO i'm sure shikamaru does a lot of random shit from time to time.

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but someone that cares so liiiiiiiiiittle would be a good conversation piece. you know. when everyone is bored out of their minds/drunk.

dufshfkjsfd I don't know. Play it by ear lol. Naruto... is a bartender? Does sports stuff. Is... generally active. It's a karaoke bar, too. DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT CHANGES but karaoke usually changes everything.

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bartender could work! i'm not sure if shikamaru's much of a talker, but they could have exchanged some words. 8(

but karaoke... shikamaru, by canon, doesn't understand music. at all. 8(

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naruto talks... a lot. and sings. [canonly = sounds like shit/AU canon = sounds amazing and makes everyone jizz their pants]

there's a lot of skeezy guys/businessmen that come to the bar so mayhaps shikamaru could drop by? naruto's friends drop by occasionally too, so... :D

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LMAO THAT REMINDS ME. shikamaru's seiyuu is like an amazing singer but shikamaru is tone deaf by canon. 8( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDuJ3Gp36Os

i'm sure shikamaru's come by with a chick or two and once the chick started yapping away he probably like... ditched them... all for naruto to care for LMFAO god what an asshole. :(

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I... totally have that song downloaded like a completely Narutard. :|a

and... naruto would have totally had to charm them out of the place so they didn't loiter. thanks a lot, shika-asshat.

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i think it sounds so hot but ALAS he's not much of a singer in canon /sobs into hands

yyyyy. AND NOW WE HAVE A BACKSTORY lmfao. 8)

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we worked so hard. how do we celebrate? :|a

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poooot ♥

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