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Name: Haha nice try. Matt.
Gender: I have a penis.
Age: 19.
Birthday: February 1st.
Place of Residence: All over. I'm here now.
Abilities: I can 100% completion on any game. Or are you talking real talents? I bet I'm better with computers than you are. And I can drive a car at 180 mph while smoking and shooting a bazooka out the window~ and adjusting the station on the radio. Top that.
Previous/Current Affiliations/Organizations: Mello's whatever he has. Does he have an organization?
Nationality/Race: I'm pretty sure I might be human.
Occupation: Mello's ...Helper? Assistant? Babysitter?
Last thing that happened back home: Like hell if I was paying enough attention to know.


Height: 5'6
Weight: 114.6 pounds.
Eye Colour: Blue. Or was it green? Hold on let me get a mirror...
Hair Colour & Style: Red because that's what it is now- though that probably isn't what it was originally. I forgot what it was. Maybe I'm a brunette? And it's a nice style.
Build: I got a nice flex going. I'm shaped like one of those Asians dudes in a Kung Fu movie. Got muscles but still a thin little guy?
Skin Colour: Eh, normal? I don't get out much though so no tans going on.
Clothing Style: I reaaaaally like stripes. Boots and maybe a chain and some cool jeans? Punkish if I had to place it. Not like.. living in Hot Topic punkish. Legit punkish.
Distinguishing Marks: I'm drawing a blank. None.

Parents: Considering how I lived in an orphanage my whole life and all let's just skip these shall we?

First Impression: Badass, right?
Life Philosophy: Live in the now. The future can go fuck itself.
General Behavior: Okay, I'm not antisocial. Just because I make little sarcastic remarks and jokes while you're talking and look like I don't give a shit doesn't mean I don't.....or it might. It depends. I probably would perfer playing a game than having casual conversation with people. Maybe I am antisocial..
Quirks & Habits: I smoke. I'm addicted to gadgets. I like blowing shit up.
Flaws: I have the attention span of a fly on crack sometimes. I let other people think for me because I tend not to give a shit.
Likes: video games, stripes, watching Mello flip out over shit, explosives, guns, expensive sports cars, expensive sports cars with me in them, good jokes, hot chicks, stripes, smoking, a shot of whiskey in the morning.. Haha kidding on that last one. Maybe.


Close Friendships: Mello's cool. I don't really care for anyone else. We're close. One of those say jump and I'll ask how high things. I'm not his bitch though gtfo. Near's okay since we both don't care what the hell eachother are doing. Konata's amusing.
Known Enemies: By default I have to say Kira.
Sexuality: Boobs are good for the soul. Especially those ones in Dead or Alive. They bounce so unnaturally but it's hypnotizing.
Turn Ons: Brains, someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, a nice pair of legs...
Turn Offs: Bitches and girls that complain about their boyfriends playing video games too much.
Previous/Current Relationships: Ha. Ha. Ha.


Is your IQ closer to L's or Jou's? L's man. Oh Matt you're so smart but you don't apply yourself stop wasting that brain blah blah...
Favorite color: Red.
Favorite food: Toast an egg in the middle of it.. What's it called?
Favorite drink order: A rootbeer float.
How many drinks does it take to get drunk?: Exactly 4.
To pass out face-down in a puddle of lukewarm beer?: Exactly 7. You're more likely to pass out in your own vomit than a puddle of lukewarm beer fyi.
What do you want for Christmas?: A PS3.
Truth or Dare?: Dare me baby.
Who would you like to meet/get to know better in Traverse Town that you haven't?: Dante. Leon. Axel.
Name three other people in Traverse Town you'd most like to bed: Suzumiya, Yoko, and Misa..... So what if she's Kira? She's hot.
Name three other people in Traverse Town you'd most like to punch in the face: I want to see someone else hit Mello. Just because it'd be really funny.