Who: Seth and Noah.... then Officer Thomas XDD
When: This morning sometime
What: Lol its seth and noah what do you think?
Of all the days to run into Seth Wadcock, today was not one of them. He had been in a irritable mood ever since he woke up. Which was at three thirty in the morning in case you were wondering. Leanne was having one of her days where all she would do was cry and cry and Seth was just about to pull his hair out. So he did something he hadn't done in ages. He went to his parents house. Which was a big mistake. The second his mother was finished cooing over the baby and had gotten her to sleep, she was right on Seth's case. 'What were you thinking?' 'Why didn't you owl' 'What about your poor wife'. And she went on and on. And then she started on about what the magazine's were saying about him and Odette.
The last straw was when she had asked him if she was sleeping with her, and the look of doubt that he could see in her eyes when he said no. He left after that, muttering some excuse about errands, leaving his child with his mother as he stormed out of the house.
He was still fuming as he walked down the street, hands shoved deep in his pocket in full brooding mood when some one ran into him (or he ran into some one, at this point he really didn't even know) "What the fuck, watch where you're going would ya?" he yelled as he wiped off what ever was now spilled down the front of his shirt. "Fuck!"
Noah blinked slowly up at Seth Wadcock, finally getting the physcial evidence he needed to prove that the man was a complete and utter moron.
"I guess stepping out of a coffee shop is a crime these days," Noah said dryly, looking down at the mess on Wadcock's shirt. Really.
Really? All he'd done was step outside of the cafe, ready to bring back to the planetarium the daily coffee and finally wake up. Lyssandra was a right pain in the ass before their coffee, so Noah often made quick of the trip. But no, not today.
Today God decided to play a joke on him, and have him come face to face with the man he was
sure was dying to shag Odette.
You know, his fiancée? Noah had never
liked titles (he doubt he'd ever called Odette his
girlfriend to anyone before they were engaged to be married), but that was a pretty big one that
should be respected. But, no, it seemed like every chance he got, Wadcock attempted to rile Odette up to get some sort of
reaction. Odette wasn't dumb, and neither was Noah. They both joked about how in love with her Wadcock seemed to be, but lately it was just goddamn irritating. Wasn't the guy
married?
"You gonna pay for that?" Noah asked, though it sounded more like an assumption.
Only Seth would run into to some smart mouth mother fucker on a day like today. Obviously the guy was an idiot, trying to pick a fight with someone not only almost twice his size, but some one who made money hitting things for a living. "No I'm not going to fucking pay for that. It's your own damn fault for not paying attention to where the fuck you were going."
He looked down at his shirt again. He looked a right mess now and fuck if he remembered how to get coffee stains out. "You should be the one paying for my shirt. It's ruined now because of you." There was something about the fucker that Seth didn't like. He couldn't quite place what it was, but it was there. Maybe it was the look he was giving him.
Noah scoffed, looking around at some of the people who were starting to stare. Great. Totally forgot that Wadcock was famous for being the world's largest asshole--or playing quidditch, Noah couldn't be sure anymore. "
You came storming down the pavement like some fucking hippogriff!"
He'd gotten his idiot evidence, and
now he was getting the asshole stuff! Merlin, maybe it was Noah's
lucky day. He shook his head, pulling out his wand and with a quick
swish, Wadcock's shirt was clean. "Oh, look at that."
He grinned sardonically up at Wadcock. Now what was he going to say? Forgot that he was a wizard and could easily clean up messes like that. "I'd teach you the spell, but it's probably too hard for that thick skull of yours to understand."
Under normal circumstances, Seth would like to think that he had better control over his temper, but today was far from normal and who ever this jack ass was, he certainly knew how to push his buttons. If only he could have cleaned his shirt without the smart ass remark, he probably wouldn't have been shoved into the cafe wall. Eh, he'd be fine, Seth didn't put
all his weight behind it. He real did need to get away from this guy before he decided to go and take out all his pent up frustration and anger out on him.
Seth dug into his pocket and pulled out a handful of coins. "Ok fucker, I don't have time, nor am I in the mood to deal with your shit. Since you obviously can't afford to go buy yourself another coffee, here" he shoved the coins at him, which was probably enough for him to go and buy his own coffee maker if he so desired to.
Wow. This guy was actually insane. Noah gaped at Wadcock, completely bewildered that he could be so---what do you even call that? Randomly shoving people up against walls because you were in a shitty mood? Dude had some bloody
issues, and Noah suddenly felt himself heat up. Was
this what Odette had to deal with all the time? Who fucking knew how many times he blew his top like this with her, because Noah
knew how stubborn and obnoxious his fiancée could be.
"You better fucking watch yourself, Wadock," Noah sneered, not intimidated by the man. He'd been beaten up by quidditch morons his entire life; his fucking
brother was a quidditch moron who
loved to use him as a punching bag. He pushed Wadcock away from him, shaking his head slowly. This was unbelievable. What kind of person acted like this? Not someone Noah would want Odette around, that was for sure.
"That bloody temper of yours flares up with Odette one day and I swear to God I will beat the living shit out of you."
Seth just stared at the man in front of him. Telling Seth to watch himself. Ha, what was he going to do about it. And then he went and something that confused the shit out of him. What the fuck did Odette have to do with anything. Nothing that's what.
And then it clicked. This fucker was
Noah. Odette's
fiance. Seth let out a strangled laugh because it was really all he could do. Only on this fucked up day would he run into (literally) this guy, and then shove him up against a wall. Oh MacFarlan was going to be so
pleased at the practice. Just fucking great. As if she wasn't pissed off enough at him. And then he threatened him. This little
planetarium nerd was threatening to beat up him. What a fucking joke. And obviously Noah didn't pay much attention. Odette was a master of getting Seth's temper flaired up. It happened almost on a daily basis. But Seth knew that's not what he meant.
"I'd like to see you try." Seth retorted automatically. "But that really doesn't matter, because I'd never do something like
that."
"If you piss me off bad enough, I will," Noah responded immediately. He was short,
sure, but he wasn't a bloody twig. He had almost no doubt that Wadcock would beat him to a pulp, but Noah also had no doubt that he'd get in a few good shots too. He
had survived twenty-three years as Martin's brother, after all.
Noah tossed his now empty coffee cups into the rubbish bin nearby, done with the man. There was no reason to waste his time on a piece of garbage like Wadcock, who couldn't control his temper while just walking down the bloody street. Noah wasn't going to hesitate in interrupting the journal sparring Odette got in with him anymore; before it was just like an annoying bug driving her mad,
now Noah knew that the irritating little tick was capable of much more.
"Is there a problem here?"
Noah looked up in surprise, as a tall man with hitwizard robes approached. Bugger. He frowned, crossing his arms, and then his quick mind leaped to some rather interesting ways to use this encounter to his advantage, "This man assaulted me, Officer...Thomas," he said, reading the man's badge. "You can ask anyone here, he shoved me straight against the wall for no reason!"
He rubbed the back of his head and winced for affect. This could either backfire terribly, or work amazingly well. The hitwizard looked between the two men, and Noah thought he
may have seen a glint of mischief in his eye.
"No need to explain, I saw the whole thing---you're coming with me, Wadcock," he said sternly, quickly moving to magically tie the man's hands behind his back.
Noah couldn't stop his grin.
"Wait--- what the--" Seth didn't even have chance to process what had just happened when he was being escorted away. "Are you fucking kidding me? I barely even touched him. He's
fine." He looked over his shoulder to see the smug bastard grinning at the scene. Oh he was
so punching him in the face the next time he saw him. If he was going to get arrested on assault he sure as hell was going to get the gratification of the actual assault.
And then a flash went off. Great. Just fucking great. Of course there was someone there to take a picture of this.
"Officer I assure you this is just a misunderstanding. There was no harm done. The guy is just jealous because the world thinks I'm sleeping with his fiance, which I'm
not, by the way." Seth said trying his best to get out of this, "Couldn't you just, I don't know, let me off with a warning? I need to go pick up my daughter from my mother's" Good call. Play the kid card.
Noah followed closely behind as the hitwizard manuevered Wadcock through the crowd. Oh, he was dying, trying not to laugh at the scene. Holy---holy, oh, oh
now he understood why Odette had so much fun driving this guy crazy.
"My eyes don't misunderstand, Wadcock," Officer Thomas said, looking over his shoulder toward Noah with a grin. Oh. My. God. This dude totally had a vendetta against Wadcock
too. "I'll let Savannah know where you are when I'm over for dinner tonight."
He couldn't help it---Noah let out a howl of a laugh and dropped into a nearby table, tears ready to stream out of his eyes. Oh, oh his side hurt so bad,
so bad. This was
great.
Savannah? Dinner? Oh
oh. Seth knew him. He would have recognized him sooner if his hands weren't being tied behind his back. "Tonight at
dinner? Are you seriously taking me in Dimitri?" Seth was pretty sure there was some rule against holding someone without giving them a chance to contact family. "This is ridiculous and you know it. You can't wait til dinner to tell Savannah where I'm at! It's only ten now, she's going to worry. And Leanne is at my Mum's. This is so uncalled for."
And then there was fuck Noah following them with his smug look and laughter and Dimitri was obviously not going to let him go. "Okay really though, if you're going to take me in can you at least let me go back and actually hit him like I'm being charged for?"
