"Yes I can, because I'm fabulous and flaming and obviously with a stud muffin. It's a complete complement, Archie. A stud is like, the male horse all the girl horsies go to for sex and getting up the spout. And muffins are cute breakfast things you like to wake up, so it's a much better word than just how I explained it, but, trust me, you're a cutie and it is a far crying shame you're one, single and two, straight, but that's just me. Do you want me to bring the store clerk over? I am sure she'll definitely agree with her. Her name was Stepha, or Stephanie, I think she looked more like a Ginnifer to me. What do you think Archie, what kind of name does she look like?" Malcolm just kept talking through the door, picking over some of the clothes on the racks next to the fitting rooms, waiting for Archie to finish his primping.
Malcolm turned and smiled at Archie, looking him up and down and raising an appreciative eyebrow, "Honey, you don't even have to ask anymore, I will just tell you how you look and since you distaste the word stud muffin, I'll just call you a doll. How is that?" he asked, moving behind Archie and turning him to the mirror. "See, good colour, though I think you need to get out in the sun more, mate. But it goes well, just enough to lighten your face and see," he stepped back a little and pointed at Archie's butt, "It's a good cut on your body. I can just see Miss Ink Blot jumping your bones when she sees you in this. Can't you?"
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