Who: Archie MacMillan and Izzie Egg
What: Archie is a very old-fashioned kind of man and Izzie is torn between being annoyed and super-annoyed.
Where: Archie's place!
When: Last night

( We've been sexually active since the end of July, if that's what you mean... )

Who: Archie MacMillan and Isobel Egg
What: Laying down some ground rules, yo!
Where: Isobel's studio
When: Err, today!


( He had to be a love potions master.  )

Who: Isobel Egg and Archie MacMillan
What: Birthday blues and stalkers
Where: Magical Menagerie
When: Like right now!

( We're in a public area, she *can't* curse me )

Who: Isobel Egg and Archie MacMillan
What: The Morning-After Sex. No, literally, The Morning After-Sex.
Where: His flat
When: Morning...time >___>; aka Cristina and Ron got anxious
WARNING: This thread was done in two hours and is full of lulz. Beverages and food are discouraged while viewing this thread. If read while listening to ABBA's "Honey Honey" hilariousity will intensify.

( This was proving highly counterproductive. )

Who: Isobel Egg and Archie MacMillan
What: Last minute business and awkwardness
Where: His office

( This was the most awkward situation she'd ever been in during the course of her entire life. )

Archie pressed his fingers to his temple. This was ridiculous.

No, this really was ridiculous. This was a yoga studio, for heaven's sake. Magic not only didn't need to be applied here, but the fact that this infernal woman actually contested her Official warning and resumed the delinquent behavior was simply unbelievable! He'd arrested very few people during the years he'd worked in the Improper Use of Magic department and this was a first. If she had just agreed to cease any and all magical work within the studio, she would have gotten off with a warning and a notification on her permanent record. All in all, not that bad of a deal, especially when magic shouldn't have been employed there in the first place!

He took a deep breath. This was really just nonsense. But, he had to do what he had to do, whether or not it was ridiculous nonsense.

"Isobel Egg," Archie called, knocking his fist against the door, "this is Arcturus MacMillan from earlier. I need to speak with you, please."

Who: Isobel Egg and Arcturus MacMillan
What: He needs to speak to her and she will have none of that
Where: Isobel's Yoga Studio

( Miscreant behavior or not, this woman was deadly with her ability to fold herself into smaller shapes. )