My name is Jonassssssssss
This is Jonas Ackerly otherwise known as the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for the wizard band For the Love of Zeus.

Um. He's short. He's 22. He's a bit goofy. He's not that smart. He's too nice for his own good. He just wants everyone to get along. He's Muggleborn. He's a '76 Hufflepuff. He's lazy as hell but loves his music. He was really friendly in school though he wasn't involved in anything other than choir. He is also very much single and needing of a future baby mama.

Yeah. I think I touched on everything there. Oh! And his PB is utterly adorable, but you might've noticed that already.

He needs friends, past loves, fan witches, etc. Any takers? Bueller?