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...in sports news, looks like the Magpies are going to have to fly just that much harder, as their seeker Odette MacFarlan has been suspended until further notice! That'll be tough to get over--at least she has her United-related boy toy to comfort her!

...the body of suspected death eater Caradoc Dearborn was located today by Portuguese wizarding authorities, and now is in the custody of the Ministry of Magic. No word on cause of death or suggested foul play...

...word has it that adventurer extraordinare Gilderoy Lockhart has a new book he's preparing to announce! Is the world ready for another Lockhart classic?

...model and fashion designer Psyke is pregnant with a girl! Congratulations and well wishes!

...Minister Conway has addressed the Wizengamot with...

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