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Graeme Dorny ([info]graeme_cracker) wrote,
@ 2010-06-03 23:59:00


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[Liz]

Scenario:

My wife was kidnapped by her best friend. Said best friend got into a fight with her husband, stole Giada, and took her to Ibiza for a week. This vacation is sponsored by: said husband of said best friend of said wife.


Does this seem normal to you? Am I the only one who thinks this woman needs to be institutionalized for making rash decisions?

[/Liz]


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Graeme
[info]ringmybell
2010-06-04 02:01 am UTC (link)
Oh my God.



I am so jealous.

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Liz
[info]graeme_cracker
2010-06-04 02:05 am UTC (link)
Oddly enough, so am I.

I like vacationing.

I like not having to pay for anything.

I didn't get into a fight with the girl.

What the hell.

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Graeme
[info]ringmybell
2010-06-04 02:07 am UTC (link)
Maybe you need to start cozying up to Alex Smith a bit more, he's got the money to send you on that dream holiday.

But Rachel Engl- Corner used to scare the bejesus out of me, so if she wants to take Giada to some beach then I say let her or FEEL HER WRATH.

I once stepped on her shoe in the corridor at Hogwarts once. I still feel the verbal smack down she laid upon me :(

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Liz
[info]graeme_cracker
2010-06-04 02:15 am UTC (link)
I'm not about to become a charity case, and you know it.

She used to scare you? Christ...

Hell, I think we can take her. I'll just throw you in her general direction: like a Liz-shaped cannon ball.

And then we'll run like hell when she eventually gets back up, because Lord knows she's not human and will regain her strength very quickly. That chick is like some sort of mythological beast who gets her strength from stomping on other people's dreams, and hopes. I'm just glad I haven't done anything to royally piss her off...yet.

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Graeme
[info]ringmybell
2010-06-04 02:17 am UTC (link)
DON'T WRITE SUCH THINGS GRAEME SHE CAN READ MINDS

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Liz
[info]graeme_cracker
2010-06-04 02:22 am UTC (link)
THAN SHE'S GOING TO BE SCARRED FOR LIFE AS I THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS GIADA AND I COULD BE DOING IF SHE WERE HERE, SINCE WE ARE GETTING ALONG JUST FINE!

Graphic, graphic, graphic thoughts to haunt her dreams.



THAT GIRL IS FUCKING KILLING ME.

KILLING ME.

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