FRANZY'S pregnant! And don't worry all you traditional folks out there! She and Stubby have totally been married for months, now! How do we know? Oh, it's quite obvious, really! But the question is, why so hush-hush? We all love our favorite Fame-Hungry Gal! How much for some exclusive pix, huh Mrs. Boardman???

SETH WADCOCK did not look at all happy at the announcement that his little brother HENRY WADCOCK was going to be taking over as his new agent starting this week! Will Henry be able to straighten out his out of control brother? We certainly HOPE NOT! Where's the fun in a guy who plays by the rules? WE say that Seth should forget about his captain ship---you can have a lot more fun that way, babe!

Foreign quidditch sensation ADRIAN MATTIAS was seen at Magpies' Stadium this past week having a rather serious conversation with new-mom MAGGIE BRAND. Swapping strategies, or baby talk?? It can't only be US who noticed that his arrival in our fair land perfectly timed itself with the arrival of Maggie's bundle of joy! Why not just admit he's your baby daddy, Mags? He's MUY CALIENTE!