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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2011-12-27 02:21:00


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Guess the rumors are true, Seth Wadcock and whats-her-name have finally broken up. Does this mean our bad boy is back finally? We certainly hope so and it looks like Holly Troy does too. There's an over/under on the survival rate of this relati--fling going around the offices here at The Tattler. We give it two weeks.

My, my, my. Baby, I think we've found the reasons that the Wimbourne Wasps have fallen on their faces. We knew you had something up your sleeve, Ludo Bagman. It was scandalous when news broke that you were dating journalist Greta Catchlove--oh wait, I'm sorry--you're not dating. Our apologies. But you certainly are spending a lot of time together. Wonder what on Earth you two could be up to with all of those sightings. We're not sure, we may need the help of our readers to solve this mystery. Let's play a game of 'What's Wrong With This Picture?' shall we? First reader to successfully spot it and owl in their address and guess will win a year's subscription to the Tattler and the satisfaction of beating all her tarty friends to the answer.


Now for a little segment that we like to call "Torso of the Week." Enjoy, ladies! All we have to say is, damn Tristan, can we have your number?



BONUS TORSO!!!!!!


You didn't think we'd really leave all the gratuitous nudity to the Catapults, did you? Of course not. The Kenmare Kestrels must be trying to win a bet. This is the second strip tease we've spotted so far this year. Who knows, perhaps they'll beat out the '75 Pride for the record of 'Most Nudity from a Quidditch Team?' Keep them coming, dears. We don't mind one bit staring at Kendall Broadmoor. He must be celebrating staying on the team so he can kindle his romance with teammate Kate Dagworth. So who'll be next from the Kestrels? We're personally hoping to get our axes banged, if you catch our drift...



My, oh my. We understand the whole team bonding thing, but things may be going a bit too far for Kestrals players Charlie Spinnett and Joey Jenkins. Our sources tell us that these two handsome blokes have been going after the birds as of late...unfortunately, they seem to have their eyes on the same girl. This seems like it could be cause for a mess, but no worries, dear readers. Just look at it this way; one of these handsome fellows will need some cheering up in the near future after facing defeat.


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[info]hollyharpie
2011-12-27 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Ew.

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[info]gillant
2011-12-27 04:02 pm UTC (link)
You two make a beautiful couple.

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[info]hollyharpie
2011-12-27 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Shut it, Kalinnikov! That picture is from years ago! We look like infants!

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[info]gillant
2011-12-28 04:41 am UTC (link)
Someone is touchy.

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[info]catchthislove
2011-12-27 03:23 pm UTC (link)
WHAT IS THAT

EXCUSE ME HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT I AM NOT UP THE BLOODY DUFF HE'S NOT LOSING BECAUSE OF ME ...WHAT WAS I DOING THAT DAY?? I am NOT UP THE BLOODY DUFF.

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[info]ralphed
2011-12-27 04:13 pm UTC (link)
WHAT IS THAT

LUDO?!


[MIRANDA] Did you know about this?! [/MIRANDA]

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RALPH
[info]stageleft
2011-12-27 04:15 pm UTC (link)
You're not allowed to get mad at me, the baby can tell!!

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Miranda
[info]ralphed
2011-12-27 04:20 pm UTC (link)
YOU DID! And you didn't say anything!

How long---

First McNair, now--

How did they even---


I'm not mad at you.

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Ralph
[info]stageleft
2011-12-27 04:28 pm UTC (link)
It all happened so QUICKLY! And they're not...well, I don't think they're together together, and it's not like---We just knew how--If anything...

Oh hell. I don't know! Girls do stupid guys things sometimes?

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Miranda
[info]ralphed
2011-12-27 04:36 pm UTC (link)
But it's Bagman!

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Ralph
[info]stageleft
2011-12-27 04:37 pm UTC (link)
I know! I yelled at her for it a whole lot! Just for you!

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Greta
[info]mrpopular
2011-12-27 04:31 pm UTC (link)
THIS--WHAT--

I'm taking my beater's bat to the Tattler's offices unless you tell me otherwise.

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LUDO
[info]catchthislove
2011-12-27 04:41 pm UTC (link)
YOU KNOW I'M NOT PREGNANT RIGHT????

NO give it to ME I NEED TO---HIT

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Greta
[info]mrpopular
2011-12-27 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Yes! Oh thank Merlin--

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[info]cockaigne
2011-12-27 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Tattler you shouldn't have! I didn't get any gift for you! No mention of my wrongly presumed slanderous and homewrecking ways?

Looks like Christmas spirit is infectious.

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[info]kjbroadmoor
2011-12-27 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I feel like I've already corrected this error you've made before.

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[info]hellkat
2011-12-27 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Hello, lover.

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[info]kjbroadmoor
2011-12-27 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Shh. Its suppose to be a secret.

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good luck
[info]vansaushoes
2012-01-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
good luck.
vans shoes
van shoes
van shoe

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