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Guess the rumors are true, Seth Wadcock and whats-her-name have finally broken up. Does this mean our bad boy is back finally? We certainly hope so and it looks like Holly Troy does too. There's an over/under on the survival rate of this relati--fling going around the offices here at The Tattler. We give it two weeks.
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| My, my, my. Baby, I think we've found the reasons that the Wimbourne Wasps have fallen on their faces. We knew you had something up your sleeve, Ludo Bagman. It was scandalous when news broke that you were dating journalist Greta Catchlove--oh wait, I'm sorry--you're not dating. Our apologies. But you certainly are spending a lot of time together. Wonder what on Earth you two could be up to with all of those sightings. We're not sure, we may need the help of our readers to solve this mystery. Let's play a game of 'What's Wrong With This Picture?' shall we? First reader to successfully spot it and owl in their address and guess will win a year's subscription to the Tattler and the satisfaction of beating all her tarty friends to the answer. |
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Now for a little segment that we like to call "Torso of the Week." Enjoy, ladies! All we have to say is, damn Tristan, can we have your number?
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BONUS TORSO!!!!!!
You didn't think we'd really leave all the gratuitous nudity to the Catapults, did you? Of course not. The Kenmare Kestrels must be trying to win a bet. This is the second strip tease we've spotted so far this year. Who knows, perhaps they'll beat out the '75 Pride for the record of 'Most Nudity from a Quidditch Team?' Keep them coming, dears. We don't mind one bit staring at Kendall Broadmoor. He must be celebrating staying on the team so he can kindle his romance with teammate Kate Dagworth. So who'll be next from the Kestrels? We're personally hoping to get our axes banged, if you catch our drift...
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My, oh my. We understand the whole team bonding thing, but things may be going a bit too far for Kestrals players Charlie Spinnett and Joey Jenkins. Our sources tell us that these two handsome blokes have been going after the birds as of late...unfortunately, they seem to have their eyes on the same girl. This seems like it could be cause for a mess, but no worries, dear readers. Just look at it this way; one of these handsome fellows will need some cheering up in the near future after facing defeat. |
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