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••• o j β ([info]cockaigne) wrote,
@ 2012-03-26 01:34:00


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Merlin to kids really need to be in school this long?

[MAGGIE] Update! Go! [/MAGGIE]


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Odette
[info]maggiepie
2012-03-26 02:53 am UTC (link)
We're in Portugal and his eye is still twitching.

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Maggie
[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 02:59 am UTC (link)
HAHA

Oh? I didn't even know it could do that.

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Odette
[info]maggiepie
2012-03-26 03:31 am UTC (link)
I don't know what I can do to make him relax, I'm not pressuring or anything! But we haven't had sex in MONTHS and I am going out of my bloody

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Maggie
[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 03:46 am UTC (link)
Hmmm..... I have no idea. I spent too many years attempting to achieve the opposite to even know how to begin about accomplishing that... sunburn can sometimes make people relax because they become tired and loopy! Have you tried that?

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Odette
[info]maggiepie
2012-03-26 03:47 am UTC (link)
Having sex can also make people relax.

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Maggie
[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
So just--- ohhh work your magic!

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Odette
[info]maggiepie
2012-03-26 04:00 am UTC (link)
You do not know how frustating it is that he---walks around in his bathing trunks all wet and glistening and my chest is looking amazing as well might I add, and---to not know if I could just snog him right there and----ARGH!

These hormones are going to drive me absolutely mad if we don't shag soon I swear.

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Maggie
[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 06:21 pm UTC (link)
What pent up sexual frustration you have! I don't think that's helping your situation either.

Come on, he's no chaste maiden. Just--- move it along! Seduce him like you always do. Everyone All he could ever talk about was how amazing you are.

And with that, I feel I am crossing a line with helping to increase my brother's sex life.

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[info]supernoah
2012-03-26 03:55 am UTC (link)
Not my fault they're all idiots Don't know what we're going to do when Terry's off to Hogwarts.

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[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 03:57 am UTC (link)
Only one family member can be there at a time, that's a new rule I am instating.

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[info]supernoah
2012-03-26 04:01 am UTC (link)
That may be hard to follow...

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[info]cockaigne
2012-03-26 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I'll lower it to zero!

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