LOL OKAY, so, last week, Cor and I were talking about Derek and some plot, and we were like DYING OF LAUGHTER, and I was in the living space with the sister and mother. And my mom looks at me and is like "...what is so funny?" and I told her it was Derek Dobbs. And she asked who that was, and I said I made him up. AND BECAUSE COR AND I ARE ON CRACK: HERE. HAVE THIS CONVERSATION.
nephikichi chan: "WHO IS DEREK DOBBS?" "I MADE HIM UP."
nephiminechan: SKHDSKLHG OH MY GOD
nephiminechan: MY MOM ASKED ABOUT HIM TODAY
nephikichi chan: HADSFK;LAJSDFASKJDF OMG HAHAHAHA
nephiminechan: SHE WAS LIKE "DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND NAMED DEREK?"
nephiminechan: "........WHAT?"
nephiminechan: "I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME ABOUT A DEREK, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIM LAST NIGHT AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER ANY STORIES ABOUT HIM."
nephikichi chan: LASDFKJAS;DFJAKLDSFJOIASDJF;LKASDF OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLK;ASKLDF I'M DYING SO HARD OMG BRB BRB CRACKING MY SHIT UP
nephiminechan: I WAS LIKE ".........................................................OHMYGOD."
nephikichi chan: "WELL, THERE WAS ONE WITH AN APRON AND AN UNDERAGED GIRL, BUT IT'S A LONG ONE, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT."
nephiminechan: I LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
nephiminechan: I THOUGHT ABOUT TALKING ABOUT HIM LIKE HE WAS REAL AND WE WERE CHILL BUDDIES
nephiminechan: LIKE
nephiminechan: OH YEAH, HIS GF DIED THIS WEEKEND
nephikichi chan: HBASDFKLASDJF;ASLD
nephiminechan: SORRY, FIANCEE
nephiminechan: AND HE'S CRASHING AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE
nephiminechan: BUT I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT MAKE ME BAKE A CAKE OR SOME SHIT
nephiminechan: SO I DIDN'T
nephikichi chan: omg i would've died ajdsfk;lajdsf
nephiminechan: AND THEN I'D HAVE A HARD TIME EXPLAINING THAT ONE
nephikichi chan: YOU WOULD HAVE TO SEND ME THE CAKE. "OH YEAH, I SENT IT TO HIM, HE FEELS BETTER"
nephiminechan: YEALSKHSD
nephikichi chan: HE WAS MACKIN ON SOME BLONDE WHEN I SAW HIM
nephikichi chan: IDK, BUT I THINK HE'LL BE OKAY
nephiminechan: SHE LOOKED WAY YOUNG
nephiminechan: BUT
nephiminechan: HE LIVES DANGEROUSLY
nephiminechan: HE'S A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, YOU KNOW
nephikichi chan: HAHAHAH I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S LEGAL OR NOT, BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE
nephikichi chan: OMFAS;DFJASD;FISJOADFKJASLKDF OH MY GOD I CAN JUST IMAGINE TALKING TO MY MOM ABOUT MY CHARACTERS LIKE THEY WERE MY FRIENDS AHHAAH
nephiminechan: RIGHT???? I KIND OF WANT TO DO IT NOW
nephiminechan: BUT HONESTLY, THEY ARE SO SCREWED UP, THEY'D TELL US TO STOP HANGING OUT WITH THEM
nephikichi chan: EXACTLY LOL
nephikichi chan: "Well, see, there's this mass murderer after Lily. Yeah, she's pretty freaked, her husband came home all beat up and stuff just last weekend after a run-in with the guy. :/"
nephiminechan: AHAHAKLDHG
nephiminechan: OH MY GOD
nephiminechan: CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE TELLING YOUR MOM ABOUT JULIANA
nephikichi chan: OH MY GOD
nephikichi chan: D: SHE WOULD BE SO SCARED
nephiminechan: OH YEAH, SHE'S LIKE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HER HUSBAND KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND IS IN JAIL AND SHE'S PREGNANT WITH HER COUSIN'S BABY
nephikichi chan: HASDFKL;JASLDKF;AJSDKLFASDF "AND I THINK SHE HAS A THING FOR HER OLDER BROTHER, DON'T TELL"
nephiminechan: hKLDHGKLSDHGKLH
nephiminechan: OH MY GOD
nephiminechan: AHAHAHAHAKLSDHGLDS
nephikichi chan: "BUT HE'S NOT THE REALLY NUTSO ONE, IT'S THE OTHER ONE WHO CUTS OFF PEOPLE'S FINGERS."
nephiminechan: EXCEPT SOMETIMES THEY BEAT EACH OTHER UP
nephiminechan: OR, WELL, CUT EACH OTHER UP
nephikichi chan: LOL I SWEAR TO GOD PROFESSOR KOGUT THOUGHT I WAS SO FUCKING NUTS AFTER I DID MY BIO ON JULIANA
nephikichi chan: SHE WAS LIKE 'WOW YOU HAVE QUITE AN IMAGINATION FOR THIS SORT OF THING'
nephiminechan: AHAHAHAKLDHG OH MY GOD
nephiminechan: WE COULD WRITE THEIR BIOGRAPHIES FOR A NOVEL
nephiminechan: AND CALL IT "THE FAMILY OF BLOOD"
nephiminechan: DONE.
nephikichi chan: KALSJDF;ASIDJFADSKLFJASD LOL THE FAMILY OF BLOOD
nephikichi chan: AKDFSL;ADJSFKJADSFLKADSJF OMFG DYING.
nephiminechan: WE COULD HAVE ILLUSTRATIONS AND SHIT
nephiminechan: IT WOULD BE AMAZING
nephikichi chan: LOL PICTURE BOOK!!!
nephiminechan: LOOK, THIS IS GRAYSON
nephiminechan: THIS IS GRAYSON WITH A KNIFE
nephikichi chan: MAN THIS WHOLE KONVO NEEDS TO GO ON SCRIBBLD
nephiminechan: SEE GRAYSON! SEE GRAYSON KILL!
nephikichi chan: HSDKAJLF;ASDIOFJAS;LDKF
nephikichi chan: KONVO?
nephiminechan: KONVO.
nephikichi chan: YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT COOL.
nephikichi chan: LOOK, THIS IS DANIELLA.
nephikichi chan: THIS IS DANIELLA WITH HER BROTHER.
nephikichi chan: SEE DANIELLA---WHAT!?
nephiminechan: ALKDSGHLDHD
nephiminechan: KLSHGKLHG
nephiminechan: CENSORED.
nephikichi chan: HASD;KFLJASDFAKJOSDFKL YES
nephikichi chan: LMFAO I'M NOT JOKING PUT THIS IN YOUR CDJ
nephikichi chan: THIS MUST BE SHARED
And yes. That definitely went DEREK DOBBS → LILY POTTER → JULIANA WILKES → INCEST → CHILDREN'S BOOK. In case you were wondering.
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Lmfao. The best part is that you know that's going to happen sooner or later.
