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you hear it first. ([info]thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2008-12-23 00:45:00


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BREAKING NEWS!
It has just been announced that Minister Jakob Vervalsing has died of complications from his massive heart attack last weekend. The Wizengamot is in session as we speak, conducting evaluations and votes on the next Minister of Magic. More details as this story develops--


ooc: Comment to this post, and the Mungo's thread is still very active, get involved!


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[info]cockinafrock
2008-12-23 06:59 am UTC (link)
Oh good, a new routine to have to learn.

For the love of Merlin, fucking goddamn

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[info]obtineo
2008-12-23 07:11 am UTC (link)
That's very unfortunate.

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[info]amelias
2008-12-23 08:34 am UTC (link)
Thank you thank you thank you thank you

I would like to personally assure everyone that the Wizengamot is working tirelessly to elect only the most suitable candidate to fill the late Mister Vervalsing's office. Despite this sudden and tragic event, we are putting our full efforts into making certain that the inner workings of the Ministry go as uninterrupted as possible and that a new, better equally qualified Minister is put into office.

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[info]auroared
2008-12-23 01:12 pm UTC (link)
I have never been so happy in my life
I should be minister I would be awesome
Minister Booth, that even sounds good----OH THEY SHOULD PICK--

Keep calm and carry on, I always say.

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[info]alaspooryorick
2008-12-23 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Yes, we can't very well stop everything for this sad occasion.

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[info]thomases
2008-12-23 01:14 pm UTC (link)
Now how do we throw our hat into the ring, huh? I reckon this ministry needs a bit of shaking up. Oh--and my dearest condolences.

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[info]antonins
2008-12-23 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Great.
I'm probably going to get my ass kicked for this even though I
Fucking----I hope I don't lose my job---

The offices are going to be terribly dreary this holiday.

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[info]alaspooryorick
2008-12-23 07:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't think there will be many people at his funeral.

Except to cause a scene, I suppose.

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[info]maneater
2008-12-23 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, I should really start paying more attention.

When did all this happen?

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[info]takeachance
2008-12-23 08:59 pm UTC (link)
As it is our duty, we from the Improper Use of Magic offices beseech you to remain calm with your wan--oh, what's the harm. Break the bloody rules

-------------YIPPIE!

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[info]bigd
2008-12-23 09:05 pm UTC (link)
My dear mother once told, if you can't say anything nice--don't say anything at all...

SUCK IT!
Really, what better way to say fuck you than death, when it comes right down to it

...

I don't even have anything remotely consolatory or constructive/not laden with profanity to say...

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[info]toad_like
2008-12-23 10:06 pm UTC (link)
WHAT?!

Oh no, oh no!

THIS IS SUCH HORRIBLE NEWS!

The MINISTER! OH!

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[info]violetto_phat
2008-12-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Oh.

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[info]edgars
2008-12-24 09:10 am UTC (link)
Wot's all this then?

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[info]avant
2008-12-24 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh no!

This is terrible news!

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[info]unhooked
2008-12-24 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Good riddance to bad rubbish, mates.

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[info]priyaranjan
2008-12-24 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least something good came out of my BLOODY CONCUSSION

Oh.

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