••• o j β (cockaigne) wrote,
@ 2009-04-21 23:48:00

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[DRYSTAN] I

You'll never

Please tell me you've done something incredibly stupid lately, because it would make me feel a lot better.[/DRYSTAN]

[ESTELLA] I have blonde hair. I now own a hippocampus ironically named Poseidon. In addition to the large water animal, I also own half a planetarium. I think Noah Boot is my boyfriend. Meanwhile my mother is still convinced I am committing an adulterous affair with Seth Wadcock. Discuss. [/ESTELLA]

I need a drink.

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	supernoah 2009-04-22 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Aha, no, no you do not. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Noah cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:11 am UTC (link)
	~~There is a reason why I made no indication to speak to you~~ My mother just owled me, she's convinced I'm 'having relations' with Seth Wadcock. So yes, I do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette supernoah 2009-04-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
	He is really dreamy. I dunno, tell her you're not? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Noah cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I did. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette supernoah 2009-04-22 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. I would tell her you've eloped just to see her face. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Noah

cockaigne
2009-04-22 08:21 pm UTC (link)

That would be the worst thing to do seeing as she will simply adore you over the fact how you have a child which she has been--

A baby. You have a baby. Which would--- and I--- JUST BOUGHT A BUILDING WITH YOU WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A BABY. WHAT IS HAPPENING HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE ALRIGHT WITH--- WHAT IS THIS--- THE WATER BEAST IS SOMETHING OF A CHILD BETWEEN US NOW BECAUSE THAT IS HOW I FEEL AND--- WITH WHO ARE YOU REFERRING TO THIS ELOPING TO, BECAUSE JUST BECAUSE--- I AM NOT MARRYING WADCOCK AND WE ARE NOT HAVING A CHILD! SO YOU CAN JUST---

I AM GOING TO BE SICK

Right

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	Odette! estellerina 2009-04-22 05:00 am UTC (link)
	When did all of this happen?? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Estella cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Last night? Last morning? My mother just sent me a letter ten minutes ago. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette estellerina 2009-04-22 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh no! I guess that's easy to fix now that you have a boyfriend, though? I think I'm more concerned about the sea creature you've taken under your wing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estella cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:13 am UTC (link)
	But--- then she will insist on meeting him. I! It just appeared in my bathtub in Scotland! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette estellerina 2009-04-22 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Is that...bad? That's terrifying! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estella cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Because everytime she meets or even sees me with a male--- it's--- she goes wedding crazy! The hippocampus is not the--- my hair is yellow! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette estellerina 2009-04-22 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh oh. Hmmm. Well! You're an adult, you can just--well I know how difficult mothers can be of course, but--okay, maybe it would be easier if you never tell her anything. I can fix your hair! Not the hippocampus problem, but. My sister owns a salon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Estella cockaigne 2009-04-22 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I've been doing! And it works until she believes those bloody mags over me-- I just won't say anything about it. That is what I am going to do. Just let her go off in her own little world. ~~Is she any~~ I will pay her anything to get it fixed by tonight. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Odo brythonichero 2009-04-22 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I've had people do stupid things to me... does that count? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Stan cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Yes, anything remotely embarrassing will do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odo brythonichero 2009-04-22 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Let's see... At least you didn't pretend to be pregnant by a Quidditch player you'd never slept with, and then threaten to sue for money. ... Right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Stanny cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Ahh~~ Still with that bitch? How is it that you still are having to deal with her? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odo brythonichero 2009-04-22 05:18 am UTC (link)
	She puts up a good fight, apparently. Not that I have to put up with it, though. This is why I have well-paid solicitors. What did you do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Drystan cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I outdid myself, if that's even imaginable. Do you know what hippocampus eat and how to own a planetarium? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odo! brythonichero 2009-04-22 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Seaweed? And make sure you get--patrons? Good bloody god, what did you do? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	STANNY cockaigne 2009-04-22 05:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't remember! It was just--- there in the morning and then Noah came raging over with the deed and now my vault is substantially low and all I can-- my hair is blonde and I have no fucking clue where to even start with that and--- tell me again about the girl you didn't have sex with that is claiming you did. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ODO brythonichero 2009-04-22 05:43 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE. Why in the world would you do all that? Also, I bet you look hilarious as a blonde. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	! cockaigne 2009-04-22 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER. SHUT UP! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wadcock 2009-04-23 04:43 am UTC (link)
	What did you do now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2009-04-23 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Yes, because I am sure you're so concerned for my well being. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2009-04-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Of course I am! You are my favorite teammate after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2009-04-23 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Cut the shit, I'm not in the mood. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2009-04-23 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~I'm sorry~~ Bad night/day/week? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zloper 2009-04-23 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	I agree. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2009-04-23 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Who is this? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zloper 2009-04-23 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	My name is Zach. But I agree with drinking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2009-04-23 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Do I know you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zloper 2009-04-24 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Doubtful! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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