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[PRIVATE
] I've come to the conclusion that I am either getting fat, or pregnant. I really don't want to be fat, but I don't know if I want to be pregnant. I mean, I
want babies, but----yeah, no, I don't want to be pregnant right now. Not so soon. I'm too busy! I mean! Yes, I do, what am I going to do? I can't be pregnant, you have to like--we haven't actually
tried to get pregnant, and you have to
try to get pregnnat!
Well, no, I guess Alex didn't exactly what to get The Virgin pregnant, but. Hrm. I mean--I'm not pregnant. I don't really want to know if I am, either, because that--is a messy---at least I'm
married, you know? And---right.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE! FATE!!!! AUGH WHAT IS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS?????????????
WHY why am I not as excited as I thought I would be?! This is not---how I pictured this! BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE YET SO---WHATEVER. Not pregnant. Nope. Except I'm not totally not going to drink on New Year's, just in case. Even though I know I'm not. Because that's scary. And terrifying, and---scary. Very, scary. Just---I'm-----I should take a test! But I don't
want to take a test, I do not
want to have to---oh my god
tell Harper that I'm pregnant and then our newlywed life is
over and now we'll
really have to kick the dogs out of their room
HE ACTUALLY PUT THEM OUTSIDE THAT NIGHT, OUR POOR BABIES WERE FREEZING!!!!! and---and! I can't do this.
Nope. I'm not going to.
Can't make me!
Not gonna do it.
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][WENDY
] WENDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/WENDY
]GOOD NEWS FOR THE NEW YEAR! There will be another branch of The Three Graces opening in Diagon Alley, just in time for Valentine's! Yay me!
DO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT IFS--- 