Russell King (hackattack) wrote,
@ 2009-04-14 11:21:00

Two: Lord of the ________.
I don't know which is more depressing.

The fact that I just spent my lunchbreak watching Riverdance clips on Youtube, or the fact that I actually spent time looking for them.

I should probably mention that I am totally baked right now.

Which would explain why I thought it would be a good idea to watch fucking Riverdance. Someone at work was talking about it, and I was bored as shit when I got home.

Can you imagine being the Lord of the Dance? "What do you do for a living, Mike Flatley?" "Oh, you know, I'm the Lord of the Dance." If only you didn't have to prance around like a homo, and wear sequence, tap shoes and leather pants to earn that title. Because I would totally do it, man. Better than 'Bookkeeper'.

Russell King: Lord of the Bookkeeping.

HA. Awesome.

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	fridge_magnet 2009-04-14 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	'Lord of the Bookkeeping'. That should be on a tee-shirt. Or at least a bumper sticker. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Totally. I may have to make that happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 02:38 am UTC (link)
	You should! I'd wear one...even though I'm not a bookkeeper. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You're totally missing out on hours upon hours of paperwork. I feel kind of sorry for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Just the other day I was saying to myself 'all my life lacks now is hours upon hours of paperwork'. My loss. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Well, when I make those tee-shirts and/or bumper stickers, I'll be sure to send one in your direction. I'll even throw in a calculator. Excited? You should be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 03:01 am UTC (link)
	And a free calculator? This is my lucky day. Psh. I'm totally excited. Who wouldn't be? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, man. Some people don't appreciate calculators as much as they should. I'm Russell, by the way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 03:19 am UTC (link)
	They should be more gratful toward the calculator. Nobody screws up trying to use one of those. Now, hand me a cell phone, and watch me stumble. I'm Dinah. Nice to meet you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Haha! As long as you know how to dial on a cell phone, I think you're good, ya know? Same here! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It's never that easy anymore. I want to know what is up with this 'slide to answer' BS. I miss so many calls because I can't slide it fast enough or far enough or whatever. Anyway. Enough about my technological retardedness. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 05:58 am UTC (link)
	See, I have a flip phone, because I couldn't handle the slide thing. Haha, no problem. Did we go to high school together? I'm trying to remember if I've ever met anyone named Dinah before. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I thought I'd be all cool and get the nifty phone, but it's kind of killing me. Um, maybe? I think I remember you from, like, a house party last week? I don't know. Memories of that event are fuzzy at best. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Technology is a bitch. You were there? Yeah, that was my place! Well...not my place, but I live there. Haha, I don't think anyone at that party really remembers it too well. I can recall bits and pieces of it, but that's about it. Did you have a good time? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fridge_magnet 2009-04-15 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, I was there, but I probably couldn't pick anyone I met out of a lineup. Nice place, by the way. I did! A really good time. I don't get out much, so I don't have much to compare it to, but I had lots of fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

hackattack
2009-04-15 07:55 pm UTC (link)

Neither could I. I didn't know more than half the people who showed up. People always just wind up showing up, because they know a guy who knows a guy who knows us. It's like...the 10 degrees of Penance, instead of Kevin Bacon.

I'm glad to hear it! Would have sucked if you didn't.

So...were you one of the '10 Degrees' people, or did were you one of the wanderers, who saw there was something going down, and thought it might be fun?

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	fridge_magnet 2009-04-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I saw the announcement on the boards. I figured I'd run in to someone familiar. If not...I'd just go with it. Worked out pretty well! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	captainwallace 2009-04-15 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like it might be useful for you to know that the police are able to read this forum, as well. Just for future reference. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~Ah shit...~~ Way to be a downer, man. What do the cops have against Riverdance? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	playswithfire 2009-04-15 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Moron. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Moron? Harsh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	playswithfire 2009-04-15 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Well maybe if you weren't being one... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	You wound me with your words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	playswithfire 2009-04-15 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I can wound you with other things if you want ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, gee thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	captainwallace 2009-04-15 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Not talking about the Riverdance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-15 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Yeah, I didn't think so. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gutterglitter 2009-04-15 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Gotta watch out for those cops, they're sticklers for that entire drug free thing. Also... oh, Russ. You will never cease to amuse me, sweety. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-16 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Apparently. Well, that would be because I am hilarious, toots. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gutterglitter 2009-04-16 06:51 am UTC (link)
	That must be it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ohnorosevest 2009-04-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I really worry about you sometimes. Like really worry about you. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-16 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Because you care bro...because you care. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ohnorosevest 2009-04-16 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that's what this is? Could have fooled me. Here I was... so oblivious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-16 06:40 am UTC (link)
	What a miserable existance you must have lead before I revealed this information to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ohnorosevest 2009-04-16 10:35 am UTC (link)
	What would I, Cove Richard Braddock, do without you, Russell Cristos King II? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hackattack 2009-04-16 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno man. That's an intense question right there, I don't think I can answer that for you, bro. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ohnorosevest 2009-04-16 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	But don't you think that intense would be the perfect word to describe our friendship? Hahaha... I'd probably still have gauges, play the violin and be all anti-social. D'aw! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

hackattack
2009-04-17 01:12 am UTC (link)

Haha! I don't think a word has been invented yet that can describe our friendship.

Man, there's nothing wrong with the violin. You could rock that shit if you wanted to. Haven't you ever seen that dude from Yellowcard? True, not a huge fan of the band, but just proof that a violin can be used for more than classical stuff.

As for the gauges and the anti-social thing: you're welcome!

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