West Sumpter (westisbest) wrote,
@ 2008-05-03 13:31:00

Ten
I can't find my pants.

~~No, really, I don't know where I threw them last night.~~

Where does one generally look for one's pants when they've gone rogue? Quidditch season is really the only time I'm organized enough to know where everything is.

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	healerstouch 2008-05-03 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are they stuck up your arse like everything el--bugger, inappropriate~~ Laundry? Or...you know, a closet. Possibly your dresser could be holding them hostage. ~~If you can't find pants how on earth can I trust you with the fruit of my loins~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-03 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	No, see, it's this one pair that I can't find. I know where the majority of my other pairs are. ~~PANTS ARE NOT LIKE BABIES, BABIES CRY SO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

healerstouch
2008-05-03 08:54 pm UTC (link)

Maybe they left you because they ~~hate~~ think you smell. ~~I know I would~~

Which would be unfortunate. But what I usually tell my students is to retrace their steps until they find where the thing they're looking for are. So...I would start at your room and then go through your night last night until you get to the pants removal part and...you may or may not find them. Depending on whether or not they left because of your smellyness.

~~THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY CRYING PANTS~~

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	westisbest 2008-05-03 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I am not particularly smelly. Certain people make me shower on a regular basis. And that ... actually kind of makes sense. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	healerstouch 2008-05-03 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yes, I know. It's a shock to your system that I came to a decent conclusion. [West] I guess...erm, well. Could you let Griff know that my next exam is Monday around 4? And. If you'd like to tag along, I suppose that would be fine. ~~Not really sure how the media will tak~~ If he's okay with it, then I'm okay with it. [/West] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Completely and utterly, love. [Nora] Yeah. I'll ... yeah. All right. See you on Monday. [/Nora] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	healerstouch 2008-05-04 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Then again, I think most anything could be a shock to your system depending on the circumstances. [West] If we're going to make this a media thing, might as well go all out for it yeah? Please ask Griff beforehand? Please? [/West] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Now that's just mean. [Nora] Exactly. I'll ... pass it by him. [/Nora] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to be mean. After all, you're not the one that's gained 20 pounds. [West] Thank you. Just...don't make it super obvious or. I don't know. The last time we made the news it was because we weren't careful at all. And I like staying out of the rags as much as possible. [/West] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'll make it ... less obvious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I just have a bad feeling about the name thing. It's practically a miracle that it hasn't come out yet, you know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Er, no. I don't really know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Right. Well, Joy told me that some of her old friends from Hogwarts sold her name to the papers. And the fact that I'm basically into the third trimester and I'm still that poor, mysterious blonde bird that a Quidditch player knocked up is somewhat a miracle. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Did it occur to anyone that maybe this isn't as huge a deal as they think? That could be why. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:46 am UTC (link)
	It shouldn't be as big a deal as everyone thinks but. It's gossip. And when things are slow, then...well, it's nice to live vicariously through others. Or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Can you think of anyone who'd want to be in either of our positions right now? I can't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	No, not quite. But I think it's more of that sadistic 'if my life were to take that sort of turn, I wonder if it would look like that' type of vicarious. I've already been told once that this is the stuff that WWN drama stories are made of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I can't say I watch soaps ... or ever think anything that awful. It must be a bint thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	It is. It's an old lady...young housemother sort of thing. Thank Merlin I've got a life of my own and not much time for those sorts of things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Right. That's why you know all about them, love? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone knows about soaps. My mother's practically obsessed with them. Plus, I hear the mothers chatting about them when they come to pick up their children at the end of the day. Why would I need soaps when I'm essentially living in one? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Mm. As ideas for snarky lines when you run out of your own, I reckon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	No, all I need for that is your natural charm. All I do is stock pile my thoughts and wait for the appropriate moment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	My natural charm that you have to resist on a daily basis? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	West healerstouch 2008-05-04 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Not much there to resist, love. ~~Ooh, wouldn't that be such a twist if Wesley actually had a thing for~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Nora westisbest 2008-05-04 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Thank Merlin. I wouldn't want to have to fend you off with a big bloody stick. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	berkelisms 2008-05-03 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure there are pant-stealing elves. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-03 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly, mate. Exactly! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	malcolmite 2008-05-04 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Go without pants. COMMANDO! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't commando when you don't wear knickers under the pants? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-05-04 05:37 am UTC (link)
	If you wear knickers I think there is a bigger problem here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 05:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't, really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-05-04 05:50 am UTC (link)
	This has added a whole different level of how you'll be pictured from now on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Really. That's a bit unfair. I'm certainly not the one in danger of wearing knickers in this house. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-05-04 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh very much so. APPARENTLY we know differently now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Hm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-05-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	westisbest 2008-05-04 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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