elizabeth f. fortescue (ringmybell) wrote,
@ 2008-01-25 13:20:00

oneoneone
Four months. Four bloody months and I'll be free of this ballooned stomach. Four months and I'll have a baby girl. Four months to pick a name. Four months to get the house completely ready because holy crap I'm not satisfied just yet. Four months and my dad'll be a grandfather. Four months and I'll have no time to do anything but feed and burp and change diapers and run around making sure she's okay and it's four months until I just have no life what-so-ever and oh God ~~I'm going to hate it but~~ love it ~~and I don't know and I'm scared~~ and this is all very sudden and shouldn't there be some kind of transition to this crap?

I'm fat. My ankles hurt. I'm hungry. I want pie. Why is there no pie?

Bah.

I quit my job today.

I don't want to work for that fucking paper anymore.

I want to do photography that matters.

Hi, how is everyone?

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	misterprongs 2008-01-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Now you can hang out with me and Lily and Sirius all the time now! Hoorah for being rich and jobless! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Will you give me pie? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterprongs 2008-01-25 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, what kind of party is it without any pie? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-25 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	AGREED. I miss you guys :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misterprongs 2008-01-25 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think we shall have to make a trip over to the Bells' residence. With pie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:21 am UTC (link)
	YES. YOU MUST. NOW. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sebclicks 2008-01-25 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	You really quit! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I did! I walked up, I told them what I thought of them, they tried to blame it on hormones, and I threw a paper weight at his head and said he could blame that on hormones too. I think they think they fired me. I think it's kind of funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-01-27 06:26 am UTC (link)
	That's not funny, that's hilarious! Boy, though, that's a lucky thing, being able to blame so much on hormones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm tellin ya! Being pregnant is like the ultimate scapegoat. Once the girl pops out? Everything is the baby's fault. "Oh, I broke your vase? No, no it was the baby." "I burnt the food? That was the baby's fault." Etc., etc. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-01-27 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, I'ma need to get me one of those! Except I don't think nature's gonna like that much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Pregnant men is kind of a scary image... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-01-27 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, and then if I ask Mack to go and have a baby for me, she gets to use all the excuses. Not fair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:41 am UTC (link)
	You could say you're having sympathy symptoms. I hear a lot of men who are really close to their wives have them. Or at least all of my mom's friends said their husbands had it. Maybe it's a just a Jew thing? SO HEY, WE'RE SET. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sebclicks 2008-01-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Haha! I knew that'd come in handy someday! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	graeme_cracker 2008-01-26 02:54 am UTC (link)
	You know where there's pie? The Diner. I work at the Diner. So, the Diner has me and Pie. This is me subtly dropping a hint. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, Graeme. I don't think I got that. You're saying something about a diner and me... visiting you? I... I don't know... That sounds... so... challenging. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-01-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	But...it's me. I am worth the challange, damn it all! So get over it. :] THINK OF THE PIE. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gimmeabell 2008-01-26 05:43 am UTC (link)
	You ate all the pie, that's why. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:24 am UTC (link)
	So go be a good fiancee boyfriend husband baby daddy thing and get me more. WAIT, ARE YOU SUBTLY CALLING ME FAT? YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU? You think I'm a whale. I KNEW IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-01-27 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Actually, no. The same answer that I gave you when we went over this five minutes ago, substituting pie for crisps. I'm still just saying that you ate it all, thus it's no longer here. What kind do you want? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ringmybell
2008-01-27 06:39 am UTC (link)

Oh... Well... Fine. ~~You're going to slip up and tell me I'm fat eventually because I am and --- ugh, I'm turning into one of those paranoid pregnant women. Kill me.~~

Apple. And some sort of creamy one. But not coconut. OO, and do you think you could get some of those cheesy flavoured crisps while you're at it? I'm wanting them pretty bad now that you've mentioned them.

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	gimmeabell 2008-01-27 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Coming right up, dear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:49 am UTC (link)
	I loooooove yoooooou. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missusprongs 2008-01-26 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I've got lots of naming books! You should take them ~~so I don't have to look at them knowing I'm not pregnant~~ so you can name your soon-to-be-daughter! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-01-27 06:25 am UTC (link)
	OO! OO I SHOULD. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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