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B E N J Y [ fenwick ] ([info]benwicky) wrote,
@ 2008-09-04 01:01:00


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Oy, you know, I think I actually like being a professor. I mean, who doesn't want to play Muggle sports all day?

Of course, my students Jesus, how weird is that to say won't be learning just Muggle sports, but we are at least spending a few months in that general area. I think I'm going to try to make them into my own miniature basketball team. It'll be brilliant.

You know they have to call me Professor Fenwick? Hilarious, considering I didn't even graduate--- That means there's an actual rule that bans the ridiculous shouting of 'BENWICKY!' every five seconds in my classroom, and I'm looking at you, Professor Potter, when I say that that applies to everyone who steps foot in my room.

P.S. This rule also applies to Frank Longbottom. In any capacity he can imagine.


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[info]advancingly
2008-09-04 11:21 pm UTC (link)
So glad I graduated A few months?

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:12 am UTC (link)
Of course a few months. There's so much for the students to learn!

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[info]advancingly
2008-09-05 12:18 am UTC (link)
When they get smacked in the head with their first basketball, I think they'll have learned enough.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:20 am UTC (link)
I think you're just bitter because you would get hit in the head, Em.

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[info]advancingly
2008-09-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
I am very bitter, because I have. I swear there's still a bump.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:25 am UTC (link)
You know, the best way to get rid of the bitterness would be to just let me teach you to play the game properly.

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[info]advancingly
2008-09-05 12:31 am UTC (link)
I'll attempt to un-bitter myself with basketball if you get rid of that silly fear of heights and play some quidditch. Hm?

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:32 am UTC (link)
Unfair offer. I refuse.

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[info]advancingly
2008-09-05 12:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, well. Guess I'll forever lack the joy of basketball in my life.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:39 am UTC (link)
The lack of the joy of basketball in your life is a small price for the lack of Quidditch in mine.

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[info]misterprongs
2008-09-04 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Of course I wouldn't call you that in front of your students.

That's my pet name for you :(

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:14 am UTC (link)
I'm going to be blunt and just say outright that I don't believe you.

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[info]misterprongs
2008-09-05 12:22 am UTC (link)
Maybe I have lured you into a strong sense of paranoia. Maybe that was the plan all along.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:24 am UTC (link)
I think I was paranoid of you from day one. I wouldn't use a verb as particularly graceful as 'luring' to describe the sudden and instinctual wariness.

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[info]misterprongs
2008-09-05 12:30 am UTC (link)
You sound like Moody. Are you going to burst into my room shouting CONSTANT VIGILANCE and cause my firsties to turn their partners into toads?

...actually that'd be rather amusing.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:32 am UTC (link)
How much would you pay me?

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[info]misterprongs
2008-09-05 12:36 am UTC (link)
I'll get you that Manchester United jersey you nearly wet your pants over the other day.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 12:37 am UTC (link)
HEY I DIDN'T---

You have yourself a deal.

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[info]__frankish
2008-09-05 03:59 am UTC (link)
BENWICCKKYYY!

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 04:01 am UTC (link)
You are not immune to this rule.

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[info]__frankish
2008-09-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
Ohhhh, yes I am.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 04:06 am UTC (link)
Read again, my friend. You are wrong.

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[info]__frankish
2008-09-05 04:09 am UTC (link)
I regect that last statment, therefore it does not exist.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 04:12 am UTC (link)
You can't reject the statement, because I am its originator. And I say it's unrejectable.

And there it is.

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[info]__frankish
2008-09-05 04:14 am UTC (link)
False! I am pulling the Auror card and offically declaring false!

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 04:16 am UTC (link)
That branch of thinking cannot possibly succeed if I put no stock in your Auror card, which I, in fact, in this time and place, do not.

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[info]__frankish
2008-09-05 04:31 am UTC (link)
LIES. LIES, BENWICKY. LIES.

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[info]benwicky
2008-09-05 04:33 am UTC (link)
STOP IT.

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

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