going through the halls of Hogwarts
"Ashlyn---Ashlyn! Oy, I've been trying to get a second with you for like, ever! You do have a second, right? Because like, I have a question and I think you're totally the only person that can answer it and I'm dying to know."
"For the last bloody time, no Ellie, I'm not a lesbian. And you should really tell people to stop spreading that one around, it's getting annoying."
"Ugh, no, I---that's not what I was going to ask! I actually wanted to know if you knew anything about Ingrid Catchlove--you know, that blonde Gryffindor in my yea---well duh, sorry, of course you know her, I mean, you guys just had the most legendary catfight ever and--anyway! Sorry, sorry, I'm rambling, but I was wondering if you knew---is there anything weird going on with her? Because I keep hearing all these rumors about the Gryffindor 7th year girls and, well, I mean, she has been all weird lately and! You know something, right? Pleeeeease tell me you know something, I've got to know!"
"Ohhhh, well. Since you asked, I do have a piece of information that you might find appealing. D'you know that bloke she's been around the past few Hogsmeade trips? He's a few years older--Christian Entwhistle?"
"Ugh, do I! I totally couldn't take my eyes off him when he was in school---that was before Davy, of course, like, I totally wouldn't look at him now, but! Right. Anyway, yessss, but I totally didn't know they were dating! Are they? Ugh, lucky girl!"
"Don't even get me started on Christian. Besides, he's only a part of what you're looking for. So, Entwhistle and Catchlove have been dating for a while, yeah? And they've done quite their share of extracurricular activities if you're following me."
"Oh my God. Oh my God, you're kidding! Oyyyy, that's soooo not fair! What in the world does he see in a Gryffindor anyway, I mean---ugh, but whatever, go on!"
"Tell me about it. Okay, so...bugger, how to say it. Have you ever heard the muggle children's rhyme that starts 'first comes love, then comes marriage'?"
"....Ashlyn. Ashlyn. NO! Ohmy---no!"
"They've right skipped the marriage part--though I doubt that'll last for long."
"Holy crap, so that explains the rumors coming out of that dorm---and I thought she looked like she'd gained some weight and---Oh. My. God. What a--! What a slag, getting---she's only our age, like! That's so ridiculous, but thanks for telling me, I just... ohmygod."
"Pleasure's all mine, Ellie. Just make sure you didn't hear it from me, would you?
"Oh definitely, of course, Ashlyn! But man are the other girls going to die when they hear this!"
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