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Who: Jesus Suarez, Simone Legaux, OPEN (to multiple characters)
When: Saturday of Parents' Weekend
Where: All over Dresden Campus (maybe St. George's Way)
What: Jesus and Simone wander around and throw some shade.
Rating: Serious trolling
So far, Jesus was really loving this parents' weekend thing. After the little feng shui makeover they performed on Adelaide's room, Jesus and Simone wandered the campus. Simone had been explaining little bits of the wizarding culture as they went, but Jesus couldn't help the wonder he felt at seeing it in person.
It also didn't stop him from judging the hell out of the students that Adelaide went to school with. He'd been fairly good on Friday, keeping most of his running commentary to himself, but by Saturday he was overflowing. He leaned into Simone as they gamboled across campus hand in hand. "My god, these kids need fashion magazines posted all around campus. Stat."
When: Saturday of Parents' Weekend
Where: All over Dresden Campus (maybe St. George's Way)
What: Jesus and Simone wander around and throw some shade.
Rating: Serious trolling
So far, Jesus was really loving this parents' weekend thing. After the little feng shui makeover they performed on Adelaide's room, Jesus and Simone wandered the campus. Simone had been explaining little bits of the wizarding culture as they went, but Jesus couldn't help the wonder he felt at seeing it in person.
It also didn't stop him from judging the hell out of the students that Adelaide went to school with. He'd been fairly good on Friday, keeping most of his running commentary to himself, but by Saturday he was overflowing. He leaned into Simone as they gamboled across campus hand in hand. "My god, these kids need fashion magazines posted all around campus. Stat."
He dusted off the top of the stones as though that would make them any less dirty and hopped up, patting the space directly next to him. "Park that cute little ass."
"Tragic girls!" he called out after the waifish messes wandered almost out of ear shot. "Have a wash and get something to eat!"
"Oh my god, closet case at 12 o'clock."
Tim was off on his own somewhere and Bill had excused himself to hang out with some wizarding adults, something he hadn't been able to properly do for some time. She decided to walk to the library and take out some books on divinatory tools to study for the next portion of her education with Mother Criss.
That and it was a pleasant, if chilly afternoon after the miserable morning of rain. She wanted to get out and enjoy it before the weather turned properly cold.
"I have a taser in my bag, fuckface," she said, not entirely as confident as her sister would have managed.
And just about when a group of freshmen wandered past, whispering about Abernathy and the two men who were making a spectacle of themselves.
"Oh fuck off," she yelled, channeling just the right amount of Abernathy. "As if I'd tag team Adelaide Legag's gay daddies. Eat a whole bag of dicks. Oh wait, you'll enjoy that. Eat a whole bag of stank vaginas."
With that she stalked off toward the library and tried not to think too hard about insulting Adelaide's family. She hoped she could apologize later in private.
"We'll have to ask her once she's stopped fuming over the remodel of her room," Jesus said and reseated himself even closer to his boyfriend. "Who else can we pick on?"
He had dressed that morning in his usual weekend manner – by grabbing whatever items of clothing were most accessible to consider him dressed so that he could make breakfast in time. He hadn't bothered to change between then and now – not that he ever did. So he endeavoured out in some baggy, light jeans and an incredibly worn Quodpot team t-shirt. His wand was secure in the pocket of his jeans, although it stuck out a ways and jabbed him from time to time as he stalked the grounds looking for a good vantage point. Ryder considered the embankment from a distance and thought it might be a reasonable choice – it gave you a good view, and if he did things right, the lack of cover shouldn't be a concern. He'd have to walk by a bit below it in order to make it up there further along though. The walk didn't concern him, and so he headed that way.
He continued a little way along the path, and away from the couple, before climbing up and heading back towards the embankment on their level. "Don't you have some dresses to go try on in St. George's way?" Ryder asked as he approached, looking a little repulsed by them. It was the perfect vantage point though. And he needed it. "Move," he added when they didn't seem to get the hint.