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I found this when I was trolling old CDJ posts and since I have about ten new kids since the last time I did it, I figured it was time to update. ALSO LOL all the Muggle/alternative timelines that have opened up in my head because of this... If you want the clean coding, it's in my Meme Resources post at the bottom.


MOST LIKELY TO JOIN A CULT Winnie. Because it'd be all "ooh, supremacy" and she'd be like YES, I AM YOUR DISCIPLE.
MOST LKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN A GAY PORN SCANDAL AXEBANGER BROOKSTANTON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENENED, a-BA-BAM!
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE CUSTODY OF THEIR CHILDREN REVOKED Wendy, but she tries so hard, you guys. So, so hard.
MOST LIKELY TO OWN A SMALL COUNTRY RACHEL IS THE QUEEN OF RON-LAND.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE THEIR NAME ON A BEER PONG TABLE Axebanger Brookstanton and it would be spelled wrong.
MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS Elsie because she eloped. NO LOL ARCHIE AND IT WOULD BE WHILE DRUNK.
MOST LIKELY TO ADOPT CHILDREN FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY Elsie and her bleeding heart
MOST LIKELY TO FLASH THE QUEEN Axebanger Brookstanton. Also probably has been done. If not THE queen, definitely A queen. Nicodemo is a close second.
MOST LIKELY TO STAY MARRIED ALL THEIR LIFE I maintain my previous answer of Elsie, although now she actually is married and it is fraught with drama as all things I touch must be.
MOST LIKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP Axebanger Brookstanton wouldn't object to polyamorous relationS. But since Vinny/Gleny/Derek is practically canon, I mean...
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE OPERATION Axebanger Brookstanton would be okay being a girl. Wendy would make a hardcore boy.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A CANNIBAL AMERY WILKES, this answer will never change, as he already has the incest down and his PB played a necrophiliac, so why not!
MOST LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A CANNIBAL Yikes. Greta would be the tastiest/meatiest, but I think Nona would be more likely to come across one.
MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSE Axebanger T. Brookstanton.
MOST LIKELY TO BE CHEATED ON OCTAVIUS LOL LOL LOL LOL
MOST LIKELY TO GET FAT Drystan Fawcett. This used to be Derek, whose reasoning was he would get a pretty girl, tie her to him irreversibly, and then just let himself go. I can't deny its sound logic.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER ARCHIE MACMILLAN
MOST LIKELY TO DEVELOP AN EATING DISORDER UHHHH Rachel. Or Arista.
MOST LIKELY TO LEARN THE SOULJA BOY DANCE Axebanger Brookstanton.
MOST LIKELY TO ASSASSINATE SOULJA BOY Octavius
MOST LIKELY TO DIE A VIRGIN WINNIFRED LLEWELLYN, EVERYBODY. Or Arista LMAO
MOST LIKELY TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST WENDY BECAUSE SHE'S SO EXCITED!!!!
MOST LIKELY TO BE SOMEONE'S SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA I can strangely see Drystan LOL but Wendy would absolutely keep a hot young stud on the side (IF CHANDLER DIDN'T EXIST :*)
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA Adamina. Sooo Adamina.
MOST LIKELY TO MAKE A LIVING IN THE ESCORT BUSINESS Octavia Lestrange would be the best madame in the world.
MOST LIKELY TO NEGLECT FACIAL HAIR DEREK DOBBS CAUSE IT'S CANON
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR Axebanger Brookstanton and Derek LMAO Not together, but. Actually I can see Winnie being gay.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY Arista BUT ONLY at the behest of her mother.
MOST LIKELY TO END UP THE CREEPY OLD NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR Nicodemo, and he will ask all the pretty young things if they want to come in and see his etchings
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A SCIENTOLOGIST BARTY CROUCH JR!
MOST LIKELY TO SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY Rachel, but it's her parents' and Gabriel's money tbqh.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MILKMAN Octavius. Supplied by Gebhard.
MOST LIKELY TO DROWN THEIR OWN CHILDREN Yikes LMAO Rachel in the past (and I'm sure now when they misbehave). Probably Arista.
MOST LIKELY TO SEND RAUNCHY CAMERA PHONE PHOTOS Adamina ;]]]
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RAUNCHY CAMERA PHONE PHOTOS LEAKED TO THE PRESS LOL GRETA oh god
MOST LIKELY TO BE A SERIAL KILLER Axe is crazy smart enough to do it, but he wants to be Sherlockkk. Amery!
MOST LIKELY TO NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER VARIOUS FRUITS ME, PICK ME!!
MOST LIKELY TO BE A HOMEWRECKER lmao AXEBANGER T. BROOKSTANTON! Greta too, though.
MOST LIKELY TO START A CHAIN OF HOTELS Archie seems like an enterprising sort. But Drystan already owns buildings, sooo
MOST LIKELY TO BE A TEENAGE PARENT oh, gee, idk, RACHEL.
MOST LIKELY TO DIE OF A DRUG OVERDOSE Nona because of PBs LOL HMMM. Axe?
MOST LIKELY TO SAVE SOMEONE FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE Nona with her Healing powers!
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC Axebanger T. Brookstanton, Derek, or Drystan.
MOST LIKELY TO ENTER REHAB DEREK.
MOST LIKELY TO CROSS-DRESS Axe LMAO I can't
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A FURRY ......Wendy?
MOST LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY AXEBANGER T. BROOKSTANTON OR PENELOPE FAWCETT
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A WEREWOLF :X ELSIE ALDERTON :X :X :X :X gah. GAH!
MOST LIKELY TO DEVELOP A COCAINE ADDICTION AXEBANGER BROOKSTANTON BECAUSE HE'S SHERLOCK HOLMES. I could see Drystan or Derek having a drug addiction. Mah surly boys D:
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A GOTH PHASE Elsie would have made such a good goth.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A RAVER PHASE WENDYYYYY likes to partayy
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE AN EMO PHASE Penelope Fawcett aww
MOST LIKELY TO BE KILLED IN THEIR SLEEP Arista. NO, WINNIFRED because she's terrible.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A VOYEUR Uhhhh LMAO all my boys except maybe Archie
MOST LIKELY TO END UP WITH NO FRIENDS Arista Sykes
MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT SUICIDE YIKES! Derek.
MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT HOMICIDE Rachel would be a most efficient murderess
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A PSYCHOTIC BREAK WITH REALITY D: LOL Penelope Fawcett sorry bb I love you
MOST LIKELY TO OWN SEX TOYS HUH Adamina and Rachel lmao
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY Axebanger Brookstanton IS living in a foreign country, but Derek! Derek would.
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN THEIR HOMETOWN FOREVER LOL Uh... Penelope?!
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED ARCHIE MACMILLAN!
MOST LIKELY TO COMPLETELY FAIL PENELOPE FAWCETT, OH WAIT
MOST LIKELY TO WATCH PASSIONS LOL Adamina would have been HOOKED on soap operas.
MOST LIKELY TO STAR ON BROADWAY Wendy!!
MOST LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH Octavia Lestrange. Also, Nicodemo.
MOST LIKELY TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS Elsie. or Penelope. D:
MOST LIKELY TO BE MARRIED MORE THAN 3 TIMES Greta Catchlove. OR TBH OCTAVIA LESTRANGE as she black widows her way through multiple marriages in France
MOST LIKELY TO BE STRUCK DOWN BY A LIGHTNING BOLT FROM HEAVEN AXEBANGER T. BROOKSTANTON FOR ALL HIS SINFUL WAYS