i stealz your memes
What were you thinking when you first met your current main squeeze (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, sex partner, WHATEVER!)Augie re: Morgan: Who
is that? He's gorgeous. What? No, I didn't just think that. I
didn't. Oh, look at his lips...
Hans re: Gabe: Oh my god, he's going to punch me. Oh my god, he's going to - oh my
god, he's beautiful.
And he's going to punch me. Why is he
looking at me like that...
(Hans thinks in italics a lot.)
JP re: Evelyn: Oh, what a dick. I'm going to shove that book down his throat.
JP re: Simone: Two questions: How can we prove that we really exist at all and will you marry me?
Tennessee re: Oscar: Well, lookit him. Boy that gorgeous shouldn't be walking by his lonesome in the rain...
Tennessee re: Eli: Mine.Vinny re: Jacob: Heehee, he's wearing a tie. I think I'll keep him.
Viollca re: Poe: I have been looking for you. It must be you.
Liam re: Laura: Jacob is going to slap me for letting a girl see me reading a book called Naked Lunch.
Ramses re: Ana: Oh, she's gorgeous. Wait. Is she talking to
me? Does... not... compute...
And some Lindonport characters:
Tennessee re: Charlie: Well ain't this my lucky day? Two jackpots...
Nicci re: Charlie: He looks cold. He looks like me. I won't let anyone hurt him.
(Not really significant others, but bifflz)
Nicci re: Neftali: Of all the doors in all the city... I should really play the lottery.
Delicious.Edward re: Neftali: I want to paint his skin. His bones. His hearbeat. Oh, I want to paint him.
