Cygnus,

Come now, brother. Alphy, of all nick-names? You know how I hate it. Perhaps if you put that mind of yours to better use than forming fantasies of the sexual sort a much more creative one might come into play. Though, I shan't wait with baited breath.

For shame, look how you have gotten me sidetracked! -- this is suppose to be about you. Is it true that you are gracing one Monsieur Lestrange with your presence, on a much too personal level? There have been reports about what goes on between you two, and I'm curious: Is he good? What do you find so satisfying about him?

Who wasn't born just yesterday,