I wouldn't, that's how you get caught!!

I agree on skippage but the killjoy down there doesn't seem so keen on it.. maybe I can survive a sermon or two. But your nap. :(

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What if we make a deal? If we go to church without fighting, maybe we can smoke afterwards? As long as we absolutely, like no chance at all, won't smell when we get to the restaurant I don't care.

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I was going to smoke anyway, but that does sort of sound like a fair trade..

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My nap indeed. : ( But if we're going to smoke I'll just nap then, so it'll be win win for everyone.

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If I wasn't just as lazy, I'd point out what a bum you are rn lol maybe we should smoke and nap in the car and Sera can go in and then tell us everything we missed, bring us like wine and confess for us and stuff.

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Lol it must run in the family. Or at least on dad's side.

I wish it worked like that, but Sera's right. We should all go. You know dad is a master interrogator. He'd be able to tell if we just napped in the car somehow. If he didn't already install a camera in it.

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You'd think he'd give us more of a break if he came from such lazy genes. :[

I know and omg don't say that shit, do you know how often I think about that?? Not just the car, like.. anywhere. And not just dad.. like, anyone. I don't like secret cameras. It's an entirely creepy concept.

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TBH he's probably in denial that he gave us those lazy genes and probably just blames it on us. The nerve.

There are secret cameras everywhere. The average person gets photographed about a thousand times each day without them knowing. FYI. : P

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Sounds about right. I don't really remember if grandpa was lazy..

DUDE shut up I can't even deal with that shit. I think about that all of the time, I hate like.. even security cameras, when you walk in and see yourself? Fuck. And I always feel like security guards follow me in every store cause I look like a kid even though I'm not doing anything.

Long story short, I don't care for secret spies. :(

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