When I look back, it's not those misdeeds that I regret - I'd do them again, I tells ya - but the times when I conformed. I regret that I didn't realise that actually they've got no power over you at school - it's all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditioned, tame, placid citizen. Rebel, children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.