boosted_gold (boosted_gold) wrote,
@ 2012-01-24 23:14:00

Meme Response - Dinah - Crack - Sexswap
"Oh Dinaaaah..." Riley whispers into his fiance's ear, having crept into her room with breakfast in bed prepared on a tray. Sure, the toast is a little burnt, and there's some orange juice spilled on the muffin, but it's the thought that counts, right?

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	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-25 02:47 am UTC (link)
	There were vague noises from under the covers. "Mmmrphg. Can't talk. sleeping." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
	"Honey? Are you okay? You sound like you're sick." Riley reaches to pull the covers back, putting the tray aside. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-26 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Dinah stretched and flinched at the light. "Mmmph?" came the voice from the head in the pillow. "'m fine. Just tired." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-26 02:57 am UTC (link)
	"....aw dammit. I hope this isn't my fault." Riley starts thinking of all the finer details of his recent missions assigned to him by Rip. His fiance's a dude now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-26 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	"...what isn't your...?" The figure in the bed snapped up and gasped, Scarab armor forming around him and a cannon forming on one hand. "Who the hell are you and what did you do with Riley?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-26 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	"What? I am Riley!" He hisses, trying to keep his voice down. No sense waking Ted and Babs and having them deal with this as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	The weaponized arm doesn't lower. "Uh, no. Riley's a girl. Which you are definitely not." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boosted_gold
2012-01-27 04:07 am UTC (link)

Riley blinks, comprehension dawning, as he realizes he needs to check some other variables.

"Banana waffle incident, two months ago. Think about that while I check something." He runs off to the hallway, and after a brief peek through a keyhole, confirms that Ted and Babs are still Ted and Babs.

"Okay, it's just you that's displaced... or changed. Everything else seems the same."

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	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-27 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	There was still a weapon pointing at Riley. "You have five seconds to explain or I start shooting." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

boosted_gold
2012-01-27 08:05 pm UTC (link)

"Okay, first off, if you know any version of me, you should know that that's an idle threat. Sure, you'll land me in the next county and take out a wall in the process, but I'll be fine.

Second, take a look around." He gestures to the room. "Is this your room?" He coughs. "Maybe check the nightstand...."

Because there he knows there are girly things that he does not involve himself with.

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	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-27 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	The gun turned back into a hand. "I've got my eye on you, mister." Einstein poster, Newton's cradle, state of the art computer, alternate timeline dvd collection, Bat...girl? doll... Still, Dan Gordon stood, checking the nightstand. And... yeah. Definitely not his. "...The hell?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-27 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Of course you've got your eye on me. I'm a babe." Now that should sound semi-familiar. "Yeah, I think you're on the wrong Earth." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-28 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Cue confusion on his face, the Scarab peeling back to show his expression fully. "...That's what Riley says." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes. I do." He says firmly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-28 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	"No, not you Riley, my Riley." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 12:46 am UTC (link)
	"Same point in this case. You have a Rip Hunter where you're from, right? This is all covered in basic multiversal alignment theory. Somehow you, and probably my Dinah, got swapped due to some irregularity in dimensional arrangement." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 01:08 am UTC (link)
	"Rip? Yeah, of course. She's a real hardass. Always 'blah blah blah integrity of the time stream" and "blah blah blah no joy riding in the time sphere.'" He looked over at Riley. "Isn't it your job to prevent those irregularities? Which means this is probably your fault." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
	"It could just as easily be your Riley's fault, or yours!" He huffs. "Okay, so you seem to be from a fully gender-swapped Earth, that narrows the list down..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 01:40 am UTC (link)
	"Hey! How do we know it isn't your Earth that's the gender swapped one?!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 01:54 am UTC (link)
	"Because Uncle Ted and Aunt Babs are still in the other room asleep. I'm not saying your dimension is less correct for you, just that it's reversed." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 02:07 am UTC (link)
	"Well you made it sound like yours was the default setting. Just questioning your assumptions." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	"...I don't think it counts as /that/ egotistical to count the Earth you live on as the default one for your own purposes." He rolls his eyes. "Anyway, we need to get you home and get my fiance back here." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 03:37 am UTC (link)
	"Fiance? Someone moves fast." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	"Oh... uh.... she-Riley hasn't proposed to you yet? Sorry." He clears his throat, going to the window and calling for Skeets to get the time-sphere. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Dan shrugged. "We're taking things slow. It works." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 04:57 am UTC (link)
	"Well... good luck." The Time Sphere shows up, and Riley hops out the window to enter it. "Come on. Let's get this sorted out." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Dan vaulted from the window sill into the time sphere. "Huh. ...Wonder if your me is having as much trouble with my you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	"We're having trouble? I thought this was just playful banter." Riley sets the controls for a 'sideways' jump, using he-Dinah for a coordinate lock. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	"Well, there was the whole part where I threatened to shoot you." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boosted_gold 2012-01-29 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh please, I've been used to you shooting at me since the first time I showed up at your window with Dad's gear. Well... not you, I mean, but girl-you." The Time-Sphere takes off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bwa_ha_ha 2012-01-29 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Wait, you did that too?" He paused, then laughed in typical Beetle fashion. "Oh, God.. No. I didn't shoot her. I was, ah, I was kinda turned on, more than anything." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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