Cammy, slow down. You're going to get hurt again. I can't even understand what you say.. Don't put down your iphone, someone might steal it!

I can go get it from her before she does something stupid like type in her phone number or something.

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Please, do.

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I can't help but laugh at this. You're terrible.

this is almost as funny as bad porn.

I, uh, wouldn't know.

Be glad. There are some things you're not ready to see even when you turn 13.

You are going to feel this in the am.