Don't be fooled by the accent I got -

> Recent Entries
> Archive
> Friends
> User Info

January 9th, 2011

Previous Entry Add to Memories Tell a Friend Next Entry
09:44 pm

(Leave a comment)

Comments:

[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:17 pm (UTC)
(Link)
you can't even peel babies!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours??
*
*
*
NACHO CHEESE!!! (you totally need to say that one out loud)
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
(Link)
No, bt you can skin them.



What has too legs & bleeds?


Half a dog.
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:33 pm (UTC)
(Link)
why would you do that???

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
*
*
*
Do-you-think-he-saw-us lol!!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:40 pm (UTC)
(Link)
I havnet?

What's the differnece between an oniun & a dead hooker?


I cried when I cut up th oniun.
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
(Link)
my mom says chewing gum will stop you crying when you chop an onion!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)
(Link)
What aboat a hooker?
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
(Link)
omg she didn't chop up a hooker!!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Woudl she cry if she did?
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 10:58 pm (UTC)
(Link)
i guess so, she cries at those commercials with the animal shelters that need money. also she cries at oprah!!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Yeah. Maybe we shoudl get back to jokes?


What's the differnece between a drug dealer & a prostititute?


A prostititute can wash her crack & sell it agin.
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:18 pm (UTC)
(Link)
I don't get that one...

What's the best way to speak to a monster?
*
*
*
From very far away!!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
(Link)
...you will one day.


What's the differnece between menstrual blod & sand?


You can't gargel sand.
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
(Link)
ewwwwwww that's so gross!!! do people really do that omg, don't tell me!!

What do you call a bee that's always complaining?
*
*
*
A grumble bee!
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
(Link)
What's the differnece between potatos & people?


I don't eat the eyes of a potato.
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 9th, 2011 11:50 pm (UTC)
(Link)
lol okay, this ones kind of dirty!!!

I had to ask my ex-wife why her downstairs lady parts tasted like tropical fruit through most of our marriage... she said she let Any mango in there.
[User Picture]
From:[info]cantspell
Date:January 10th, 2011 12:02 am (UTC)
(Link)
Heh. :)

What's red & sliver & walks itno walls?


A baby with forks in its eyes.
[User Picture]
From:[info]867_5309
Date:January 10th, 2011 12:16 am (UTC)
(Link)
...
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 10th, 2011 09:34 am (UTC)
(Link)
J!!! do you have any jokes???
[User Picture]
From:[info]867_5309
Date:January 10th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Uhm. El, should you really be talking to this guy--

What's the difference between a mathematician and an experimentalist?

A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a straight line while an experimentalist wants more data!
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 10th, 2011 10:04 pm (UTC)
(Link)
wtf jen
[User Picture]
From:[info]867_5309
Date:January 10th, 2011 10:35 pm (UTC)
(Link)
What? It's funny!
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 10th, 2011 10:45 pm (UTC)
(Link)
omg it was sooo lame!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]867_5309
Date:January 10th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
(Link)
Okay, fine. This one is better!

What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

Pull down its genes!
[User Picture]
From:[info]smella
Date:January 11th, 2011 12:04 am (UTC)
(Link)
you are sooooooo weird i can't even believe we shared a womb!!!
[User Picture]
From:[info]867_5309
Date:January 11th, 2011 12:16 am (UTC)
(Link)
Rude much!?

> Go to Top
Scribbld