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i am so dumb.
before this gets any more ridiculous and amazing i want you all to really picture this because i did and it's amazing.

~ilyssa, the head cheerleader, ends practice early so she can go fool around with the most popular guy in school, ~lefors. ~dilucia, another cheerleader, is thrilled, because now she can go meet her boyfriend ~bolten, unaware that he is currently banging out a teacher before he has to pick her up. ~crosby will be sad to realize this because he had big plans to watch them undress. meanwhile, ~feldstein is getting busted for his little cigarette break while ~aawright slips under the radar, high as a kite. ~maberly knows, but she has better things to worry about, such as her study date with ~coutes who is already walking to the library, unaware that ~segar and ~noahlane are trying to look down her shirt from the roof. she passes ~larsens and ~zathey chilling in the cafeteria with their buddy ~ridyn who is about to unwittingly start a huge love triangle between the three. their friend ~devlan won't be involved because he's too busy trying to get ~gef to notice him, while ~wyatta is only hoping for a blowjob from the school hottie, even though he's dating the principal's daughter ~shelkey who just forwarded her ex-bff ~wezo's nudes to the whole school. that's not as big a tragedy as ~lexingtonj whose child has made her undatable to ~wellesly who is determined to be successful and no babymamadrama will stand in his way. he will end up asking queen bee ~vandervliet to the prom which will devastate ~daniels, who loves her but who she only sees as the funny guy with a really queer wolf t-shirt. he will spend the prom getting drunk thanks to ~laurelin and hanging out with his fellow dateless friend ~nasib who can always make anyone smile.