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••• o j β ([info]cockaigne) wrote,
@ 2011-10-09 20:32:00


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I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND
I AM LOSING MY MIND
HOW ARE THERE CAT FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING
WE DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT
NOAH THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING


Does anyone have the address of a fantastic maid?


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[info]supernoah
2011-10-09 10:11 pm UTC (link)
A maid!

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[info]cockaigne
2011-10-09 10:22 pm UTC (link)
OH FOR THE LOVE OF HOW COULD I FORGET TO WARD THIS AGAINST HIM ASFDLKJF

For cleaning!

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[info]supernoah
2011-10-09 10:25 pm UTC (link)
We're usually a rather neat family, I thought? I mean, I'm not saying no, I'm just concerned confused.

Also, my sleeping cycle is completely bonkers, so if you gets any owls at two in the morning I am sorry.

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[info]cockaigne
2011-10-09 11:23 pm UTC (link)
CHILDREN MAKE MESSES NOAH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT'S LIKE I HAVE TWO SETS OF CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF WITH THE TEAM AND THE CHILDREN AND NO ONE IS HERE TO HELP TERRY IS SITTING IN THE SINK---

Oh--- goodie.

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Odette
[info]supernoah
2011-10-10 12:46 am UTC (link)
Goodie? Things are not---goodie, are they?

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NOAH
[info]cockaigne
2011-10-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
NOAH I TRIED TO MAKE DINNER QUICKLY AND THE SAUCE EXPLODED ONTO THE CEILING AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS HAPPENED AND NOW THERE ARE--- FOOTPRINTS ON EVERY WALL AND TERRY IS SITTING IN THE SINK EATING COOKIES AND THE DOG KEEPS BARKING AND THERE IS BABY FOOD IN MY HAIR.

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ODETTE
[info]supernoah
2011-10-10 01:58 am UTC (link)
FIRST BREATHE!!

It's just tomato sauce! It washes off, it'll come off! How are there footprints??

It's all fine! I can come home if you want, I don't have study sessions today!

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NOAH
[info]cockaigne
2011-10-10 02:33 am UTC (link)
IT IS EVERYWHERE HOW-- NO! THAT'S NOT--- No. It's alright. I can handle it. I will simply--- NOAH NOAH TERRY IS MAKING THE WATER HIT THE CEILING IT'S RAINING HE'S MAKING IT LITERALLY RAIN!!!!

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ODETTE
[info]supernoah
2011-10-10 12:32 pm UTC (link)
WGORUSIDNGSKDGNMSGD HE'S DOING MAGIC? HE'S DOING MAGIC!

OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I CAN OWL NOËL OVER TO AT LEAST TAKE ONE OF THEM WHILE----HE'S DOING MAGIC???

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NOAH!
[info]cockaigne
2011-10-11 01:59 am UTC (link)
HE'S DOING MAGIC!! TERRY'S DOING MAGIC! IN A VERY BAD WAY-- HE'S BEING--- MAGIC! NOAH! DO I MAKE IT STOP? HOW DO I--- I'LL TAKE PICTURES!

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[info]wadcock
2011-10-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
Did you spill ink on the carpet as well?

Anyways, I happen know of one or two

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SETH
[info]cockaigne
2011-10-10 01:15 am UTC (link)
TELL ME THEM NOW.

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Odette
[info]wadcock
2011-10-10 02:10 am UTC (link)
So many capital letters this week.

Elenore Rigby. She keeps my place particularly spotless.

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SETH
[info]cockaigne
2011-10-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
THANK YOU

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[info]hellkat
2011-10-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
Tsk. Tsk. If you ring your bell, I'm sure you'll find an old one that will do.

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[info]cockaigne
2011-10-11 02:29 am UTC (link)
NOT THE TIME GODSBREATHE TRY AGAIN LATER!

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