••• o j β (cockaigne) wrote,
@ 2011-10-09 20:32:00

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I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND
I AM LOSING MY MIND
HOW ARE THERE CAT FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING
WE DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT
NOAH THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

Does anyone have the address of a fantastic maid?

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	supernoah 2011-10-09 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	A maid! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2011-10-09 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~OH FOR THE LOVE OF HOW COULD I FORGET TO WARD THIS AGAINST HIM ASFDLKJF~~ For cleaning! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	supernoah 2011-10-09 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	We're usually a rather neat family, I thought? I mean, I'm not saying no, I'm just ~~concerned~~ confused. Also, my sleeping cycle is completely bonkers, so if you gets any owls at two in the morning I am sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2011-10-09 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	~~CHILDREN MAKE MESSES NOAH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT'S LIKE I HAVE TWO SETS OF CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF WITH THE TEAM AND THE CHILDREN AND NO ONE IS HERE TO HELP TERRY IS SITTING IN THE SINK---~~ Oh--- goodie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette supernoah 2011-10-10 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Goodie? Things are not---goodie, are they? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	NOAH cockaigne 2011-10-10 01:20 am UTC (link)
	NOAH I TRIED TO MAKE DINNER QUICKLY AND THE SAUCE EXPLODED ONTO THE CEILING AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS HAPPENED AND NOW THERE ARE--- FOOTPRINTS ON EVERY WALL AND TERRY IS SITTING IN THE SINK EATING COOKIES AND THE DOG KEEPS BARKING AND THERE IS BABY FOOD IN MY HAIR. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ODETTE supernoah 2011-10-10 01:58 am UTC (link)
	FIRST BREATHE!! It's just tomato sauce! It washes off, it'll come off! ~~How are there footprints??~~ It's all fine! I can come home if you want, I don't have study sessions today! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	NOAH cockaigne 2011-10-10 02:33 am UTC (link)
	IT IS EVERYWHERE HOW-- NO! THAT'S NOT--- No. It's alright. I can handle it. I will simply--- NOAH NOAH TERRY IS MAKING THE WATER HIT THE CEILING IT'S RAINING HE'S MAKING IT LITERALLY RAIN!!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ODETTE supernoah 2011-10-10 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	~~WGORUSIDNGSKDGNMSGD~~ HE'S DOING MAGIC? HE'S DOING MAGIC! OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I CAN OWL NOËL OVER TO AT LEAST TAKE ONE OF THEM WHILE----HE'S DOING MAGIC??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	NOAH! cockaigne 2011-10-11 01:59 am UTC (link)
	HE'S DOING MAGIC!! TERRY'S DOING MAGIC! IN A VERY BAD WAY-- HE'S BEING--- MAGIC! NOAH! ~~DO I MAKE IT STOP?~~ HOW DO I--- I'LL TAKE PICTURES! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wadcock 2011-10-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Did you spill ink on the carpet as well? Anyways, I happen know of one ~~or two~~ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	SETH cockaigne 2011-10-10 01:15 am UTC (link)
	TELL ME THEM NOW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Odette wadcock 2011-10-10 02:10 am UTC (link)
	So many capital letters this week. Elenore Rigby. She keeps my place particularly spotless. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SETH cockaigne 2011-10-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
	THANK YOU (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hellkat 2011-10-11 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Tsk. Tsk. If you ring your bell, I'm sure you'll find an old one that will do. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2011-10-11 02:29 am UTC (link)
	NOT THE TIME GODSBREATHE TRY AGAIN LATER! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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