1. Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Juliet) or 11 (Aleco)?
Alecto would like, kill everyone on the first day. Even though canonly she is a professor at Hogwarts for a short time. My Alecto, the way she is now, would not be a good professor. Seriously. Some bitches would die. And Juliet, well, Juliet might lose her temper, but I think she'd be better at it than Alecto.

2. Do you think 2 (Narcissa) is hot? How hot?
Anna Maria Jagodzinska is very hot, I think. I don't think Narcissa is hot. That isn't a good word for her. I think she's sexy and a big fat tease (just ask lucius whaaat), and beautiful. I think Narcissa is too...refined to be hot.

3. 12 (napoleon) sends 8 (Johann) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
I think that Napoleon would be terrified of Johann and wouldn't ask him to do a single thing. Napoleon's very un-trusting of men, generally, and there's probably something about Johann that he doesn't like. Johann, of course, is harmless and would probably do whatever it is that Napoleon asked.

4. What is, or would be, 9 (Wendy)'s favourite book?
Oh. Well, it's a play. A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams is definitely her favorite reading material. She also very, very secretly likes A Farewell to Arms but can't tell anyone because she is Mortal Enemies with Hemingway.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Narcissa) to swear fealty to 6 (Juliet), or the other way around?
Uh. Narcissa swears fealty to no one, so it would probably be more sensical for Juliet to swear to her. But Juliet doesn't really do that either. So they might just get into a Cold War and want to punch each other in the face all the time.

6. For some reason, 5 (Tatiana) is looking for a room-mate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Wendy), or 10 (Charlie)?
I think Tatiana would get along with either one very well. Charlie and Wendy are both kind of socially inept and need to be taken care of and Tatiana loves doing that kind of stuff. Helping people. yeah.

7. 2 (Narcissa), 7 (Caradoc), and 12 (Napoleon) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh. They'd probably go somewhere random. And the whole time Caradoc and Narcissa would be complaining about Muggles and Napoleon would look at them like they were insane and wonder how in hell this happened.

8. 3 (Edward) challenges 10 (Charlie) to a duel. What happens?
Charlie runs for his fucking life. No joke. If Edward Rex challenges you to a duel, you run. That's just common sense.

9. If 1 (John) stole 8 (Johann)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Uh. 1) John doesn't steal, like, ever (unless it's something of Rob's harrr ohh I made myself sad) and
2)Johann would probably ask nicely and then threaten to kiss him. Or something.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Caradoc) and 12 (Napoleon) both attain what they most desire.
Caradoc and Napoleon: The Deterioration of the Fight or Flight Response.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Daphne) and 1 (John) to work together?
Oh. Wow. I have no idea. Probably something about horses and France and being generally depressing.

12. If 7 (Caradoc) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd probably end up punching him in the face or like, loving him to pieces. I'm not sure.

13. If you could command 3 (Edward) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
........no comment.

14. Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Alecto), either in appearance or personality?
No, not at all. I try to make it a point to not be friends with jerks that have absolutely no redeeming qualities.

15. If 2 (narcissa) had to choose sides between 4 (daphne) and 5 (tatiana), which would it be?
She would choose Daphne. I think Daphne and Narcissa are very similar (both blonde whaat) in both appearance and personality. Daphne's not quite as bitchy as Narcissa is, but I think they'd get along a lot better than Narcissa and Tatiana.

16. What might 10 (Charlie) shout while charging into battle?
Charlie would not charge into battle. He'd sit in the middle of the battlefield and go, "THIS IS NOT THEY WAY, YOU GUYS" and get trampled.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Johann), which song would you choose?
Well, on the PS mix his song was Darts of Pleasure by Franz Ferdinand and that was a pretty good one, I thought. I also like I'll Fly Away by Allison Krauss. It's very representative of Johann to me because all he really wants is to just go back to Germany and get away from Pierian Springs.

18. 1 (John), 6 (Juliet), and 12 (Napoleon) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Oh god, Juliet would get to eat it because instantly Napoleon and John would both turn red and draw their hands away quickly. And Juliet would just be like,"OH WELL THANKS" and stuff it in her mouth.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Narcissa) to use on 10 (Charlie)?
1)This would never happen because Charlie would have a brain anyuerism if Narcissa talked to him
2)Narcissa doesn't use pick-up lines. Her preferred method is tying people to the Astronomy Tower and leaving them there.

20. What would 5 (Tatiana) most likely be arrested for?
Oh wow. I don't know. Probably doing something on accident that she didn't know is illegal.

21. What is 6 (Juliet)'s secret?
She's dating a Montague. And is in love with said Montague.

22. If 11 (Alecto) and 9 (Wendy) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Alecto would make sure she got there first.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Caradoc) or 8 (Johann)?
Oh. Hmm....either one, really. But Maybe Caradoc more than Johann, because Johann has a tendency to say the wrong thing.

24. 1 (John) and 9 (Wendy) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Daphne)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Alect) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Daphne). Meanwhile, 4 (Daphne) has kidnapped 12 (napoleon) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Tatiana), they seek out 3 (Edward), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
In Which A Bunch Of Things That Would Never Happen, Do.