emmsie (

crocketed) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 14:06:00

Franklin & Alice
♥
[beyond entranced]

“I missed you.” “I’ve missed you, too.”

“Me? Worry about something? Ha - you know how unlike me that is!”

“I feel...hurt, and wronged all at the same time.”

“Oh, Frank...I'm so sorry! I didn't think they'd be so embarrassing, especially Dad! 'What are your intentions with my daughter?' - for goodness sakes! 'Well, uh, Mr Goodsmith, I'm going to snog her, then possibly shag her and then...well, you know the rest. Die on the Auror's job and all, just like you told me!'” “Well at least I didn't say I was dumping you right now, after getting you pregnant and becoming a Hit-Wizard before graduating from Hogwarts. Just think of the outcome of that.”

“If this isn't Alice, we're going to have a problem.”

“Angry Alice is scary.”

“BAAHH-HAAAHAHA!!STOP-stop!”

“You like my antics, Alice Goodsmith.”

“Don't 'Al-Alice?' me, Frank Longbottom!”

“Cuah, cueh”

“Yes, it's obviously my fault that you're insanely jealous of me being friends with members of the opposite sex.”

“I think I've fallen in love with you.” “I'm in love with you, too.”

“Haa- it's okay. It's just- I- yeah- we're awkward.”

“I never stopped loving you.”

“I'd forgotten your eyes.”

“What do you mean they think it’s us in there?”

“It's your insomniac girlfriend again.” “Ohhh, it’s a good thing I like her.”

“You talk crazy late at night.”

“FRANK! THERE IS A TOAD IN YOUR BED!”

“You look beautiful.”

“ALICE!!” “FRANK!” “ALICE!!!” “FRANK!”

“Right. I love your mother.”
“A book. A book? Franklin Tybalt you want to give our wedding guests a book?”

“Of---- how much of a wonderful wife you are, and how stunningly beautiful you are and have I mentioned how much I love you today yet?”

“Ooh, Frank.”

“Ikilledavampire” “Don't move, don't go outside, I'll be there as soon as I--- you did what?”

“I think I want to adopt a cat. Frank, would you adopt a cat?” “Is this a serious or not serious question?”

“My fish isn't going to like Trevor.” “Now how do you know that?” “Because my fish and I already have a very strong bond.”

“WHY THANK YOU, WIFE!” “YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, HUSBAND!”

“James is going to owe me a galleon.” “FRANK YOU BET ON OUR SON'S NAME? I do hope you know that galleon is going toward his Hogwarts fund, now.”

“I bake people cakes God damn it.”

“You and me--we've been doing something pretty amazing for two years and two days.”

“You can give us a detailed report about the adorable baby booties your Aunt Enid knitted for me this afternoon. They were a lovely shade of vomit, you must come see. ”

“You are the most beautiful woman in the entire world.” “You are only saying that so you don't get hit!” “I only speak the truth!”

“Alice--- Alice-- we're having a baby.”

“And your new year's resolution is?” “Hmm! To learn yoga!” “I have no idea what that is.”

“Fraaaaaank? I love youuuuuu.”

“I'm just teasing! I could spend an eternity plus a day with you.”

“You look very beautiful.”

“I want to have another baby.” “I really want a girl this time.”

“If only Neville was old enough for a drink...” “Nope! Don't even think about it! Our boy has a good sixteen more years until he even touches the stuff! If I find out you've snuck him something before his seventeenth birthday, I will not be a happy auror, Frank Longbottom!” “Yes Ma'am, none of that until the ripe age of seventeen.”

Gideon & Glenda
♥
[slightly stange, and very peculiar]

“Er--- uh, um, what-what do I do?” “You hug me back.”

“Listen here, I don't know how you got past the wards, but we're not answering any of your bloody quest-OH! Gleny!”

“Why does it say you're crazy? You are not crazy.”

“Did you want to uh, go somewhere more comfortable? I could show you my room---- not that you know, just to see my room not my bed or something like that!”

“No wait! Don't say- the sun is setting now! Shh! I want to watch it!”

“Since you took my shirt off, do I get to take yours?”

“Gideon Prewett.” “Glenda Chittock.”

“Did I forget to meet you somewhere?” “Why of course not Gideon, why would I ever assume something like that?”

“Did you do homework to keep yourself occupied?” “No, Gideon, no homework.”

“You make me do lots of mad stuff, you know?”

“I love you.” “Marryme.”

“I'll give you fun.”

“Watch C-3PO, he’s got pointy arms.”

“Dinosaurs---- in my--- jumping jacks!”

“Euuooooh!”

“GIDEON AIKEN PREWETT OF COURSE WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE!!”

“CAN I TELL SMETH?” "Yes, you can tell Smeth.”

“Good, I'm going to burn that bed.” “Ohh noooo, we actually need that.”

“So... when do we find out what color we paint the nursery?” “Right now?”

“GIDEON YOU HAVE TO DO IT!!” “No.”

“You! YOU! I completely loathe you right now, you and you're stupid ability to not be---”

“GIDEON. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO NAME OUR CHILD?”

“I'm sorry. I love you.” “That does not help your case.”

“Mmhm. Maybe we can do some other things that include undressing as well.”

“Now, then what do we have here.”

William & Anneliese
♥
[her knight in shining armor]

“WILLIAM JUGSON, you did not just owl me a bag of rocks!” “They're nice rocks!”

"Anneliese! I mean---hullo! You're blonde.”

“William Jugson!”

“Promise not to kill me!” “I won’t- oh, I should- just- ugh, inside.”

“Don’t be sorry! There’s nothing to be sorry about! You- you and I and, we- ”

“No more hitting!”

“You! We! Talk to me why don't you!” “Why! No!”

“You hit me! Twice!” “You deserved it!”

“Is this where all the groovy people hang out?”

“I’m glad that you can kick Franziska’s ass, I like seeing you get…riled up.”

“I love you, okay?” “Are you sure?”

“Is everything--- how've-- how are you?” “Oh…you know, drowning in my sorrows.”

“Anneliese!” “Will..iam?”

“Wake upppppp.” “Sleeeeep.”

“I have the best news.” “Details, woman!”

“Jaysus, I need to win matches more often--” “Mhm-- mmhm. Slytherin winning--- veeerrrryyyy good.”

“You're a fabulous snog when you're extremely happy.”

“You don't learn anything in seventh year. Let's move to Guam. Or. Somewhere.”

“That's all I am to you, isn't it? A piece of meat.”

“Anneliese, doll, Leela got stuck under the sink.”

“Bonjour mon cherie!”

“GET STUBBY BOARDMAN TO WRITE A HATE SONG ALL ABOUT WHAT SLUTS THEY ARE.” “What about chopping off all their hair. Deidra did that to Caitlin one summer. That was not pretty.” “Emmeline said that you're allowed to legally poison people.”

“I think we should celebrate some more.” “Mmhmmmm, maybe.”

“Me too. We can make a list, I suppose? “Ohhh the Ravenclaw within me fully agrees with that idea.”

“Remember how much you love me? “Most of the time, yes.

“I promise to have all your babies if you do this for me!” “And you're supposed to have my babies anyway.” “MANY JUGSON BABIES! A HERD OF THEM!”

“I love you so, so much right now.”

“YOU ARE NOT DEDALUS.”

“WILL WE HAVE TO GO ON VACATION RIGHT NOW!” “Sure! I'll just go tell my boss that we're running off for a quickie holiday to the States, kay?”

“You gave away our baby. Nice.” “I PANICKED.”

“IF YOU THINK SEX IS ENOUGH TO DISTRACT ME FROM THIS YOU ARE WRONG, SIR!”

“WELL EXCUSE ME!”

“Do you have a name?” “ALLEGRA CHICLET JUGSON!!!!”

“Yes! I love France, we should visit there more often. Except--- after Juliet is done being pregnant”

“I have to learn French!” “I'll give you some private lessons.” “Then I won't learn anything!” “It's easy! It just rolls off the tongue.” “No, because you're distracting.” “My dirty joke was missed!”

“WILL WHERE ARE YOU!? We have--- WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO ENGLAND RIGHT NOW!!!!”

“We've discussed this! You can't floo and you can't apparate, how do you suggest we get to England safely?” “I---- there are! Boats and--- THERE IS A train from Paris to London!”

“I'M GOING TO THE STATES FOR EMMELINE'S BIRTH NEXT WEEK. I WON'T ASK YOU TO COME!”

Caradoc & Emmeline
♥
[excruciatingly annoying and bothersome]

“Caradoc? Caradoc! You’re totally Juliet’s brother, aren’t you? Are you here to see her? Hi, I’m her roommate, Emmeline? Do you remember? Maybe?” “No, I don’t.”

“Gosh, Mister Dearborn. You’ve just made my day.”

“Don’t, call me sweetheart, you asinine, pompous, self-absorbed toerag!”

"Well… I have never been one to disappoint."

“Caradoc, Doc, can I call you Doc? No, that’s dumb, I’ll stick to…Caradoc.”

"Do you ever stop talking? Don't make me have to jam my tongue down your throat again to make you stop."

"Another human being wants you to be his girlfriend?"

"Are you lost? The pest repellent's two aisles down."

"What, I wasn't even bothering you." "Oh, you're always bothering me."

"Going stag? That's...not surprising." "Well, it's rather hard to get a hold of you, did you know that? Tried to for days."

"Don't be stupid." "I'm not stupid."

"How are you expecting me to thank you?" "Oh well, I don't know--- I personally would have started with NOT LETTING LONGBOTTOM INTOXICATE ME SO THAT I WAKE UP FOUR DAYS LATER."

"Though you are quite darling when you sleep." "I--- you watch me sleep now?"

"Anyone who's ever talked to me should go to Hyde Park for some ice skating. Except for the assholes, you can fuck off and enjoy your coal." "And a holly, jolly christmas to you too, Emmeline Vance."

"You like the fresh air, right?" "Not really." "Good. Then I too look forward to seeing you at Hogsmeade in three weeks."

"You picked the perfect time to reveal your stalker-like tendencies to the world." "Oh, yes well. You know how I love attention."

"But why did you demand I come out with you?" "Hmmm... for the sex."

"I guess this is goodbye." "You don't really need to go."

"STOP STALKING PEOPLE, IT'S ILLEGAL."

"Who is this--- Brad Madley?" "What, are you jealous?" "Yes, I am very much. Can't you tell?"

"Oh, Caradoc. You do know the way to a girl's heart!" "Through tickery, mystery, and breaking the law--- yes, of course I do."

“I am telling your sister that we snog." “Why!”

“I could send them out after--- Austria?" “Yes, the country. It's next to Hungary.”

“I am calling you a manipulator of words.” “Well anyone could tell you that.”

“You are helping by showing how totally and completely in love with me you are every waking moment.” “----I hate you.”

“Listen to me. I want to have sex, I want to have a lot of sex. And I know you want to have sex---do you see how I'm enunciating? It is very important that you understand how much I want this. Are we going to your flat, or not?”

“You look like you're on drugs. It suits you.”

“So serious for someone I left very much relaxed.”

“Has someone, or someone you know, been torturing Gryffindors?”

“OKAY fine that's a lie, all right! Holy hell.” “And you think of yourself as such a good little liar.”

“You are not allowed to seduce me right now.”

“What the fuck are you saying!”  “What the fuck are you saying?”

“Which ones do you think relate to you?” “Amazing isn't listed....”

“You are no fun at all, you know that? Just 'blah blah blah, drink drink drink blah blah blah'.”

“You are such a snot, you know that?”

“What do you know about vampires?” “Because you want to be a... vampire?”

“Oh yeah, because bringing a pregnant woman to a ball is totally the same thing as going on a date with an idiot that still wants to bang you.”

“This--is--all---your---fault! You---are----ridiculous!”

“Why weren't you ever afraid? You were never afraid, and now--- don't you understand? You should have never trusted me.”

“Stop. Stop thinking. No regrets.”

“I’ve missed you. You have no idea.”

“I love you. “I’m sorry I never told you---” “I know. I do---- too. I love you too.”

“We are looking at a windmill turn right now.”

"Can I go lay down now?"

Rhys & Juliet
♥
[a worthy equal]

"You know me, deep-seeded secret with the prefect powers and the right situation to do it all."

"Stop being a bitch." "Stop being a stupid arse."

"I don't do romantic. I was thinking more along the lines of reckless, dirty, and rebellious."

"Seeing as a psychotic stalker has gotten ahold of my old journal and can read everything I've ever written to you and vice versa and he's hell-bent on getting some kind of revenge on my brother and I, I suppose I should warn you that he might try to kill you."

“I'm breaking up with you.” “Mmmm… I don’t think so.”

“I don't know if you heard me. I am breaking up with you.” “I heard you. And I’m telling you no.”

"I don't think you'll be getting your journal back anytime soon, they'll need it for evidence.”

“Stop glaring at me.” “Stop sitting in my compartment”

“Find your own damn seat.” “I don’t see your name anywhere.”

“You had better have a reason for being here that isn't pissing me off or I'm going to take out the ninja star Vance gave me and put it to proper use.” “I've missed you too.”

“His name is Nibbles. I expect you treat it as you would with our children.”

“You are aware that it is physically impossible for a wizard to technically have a chinchilla as a legitimate child?”

“I feel like utter shit. I think I'll blame it on Rhys Nott.”

“Since when do you smoke?” “Since I've felt like it. Now run along and stop asking me stupid questions.”

“You're so Sweet To Me.” “Yes, sweet. That's the word for it.”

“You... have a more inventive form of revenge?” “Correction: I have the perfect form of revenge.”

“Childhood dream.” “Is the childhood dream still on the floor?”

“Only some? Nott, we're shagging about twice on the hour. I'd at least call that often.”

“I know it's incredibly hard for you to do, but try to trust me here.” “That is a very large request.”

“Do you want me to bring anything home?” “--------- Come again?” “Don't make me ask you again.”

“I am--- trying ---- to show concern. For you.”

“I would really like to kick you off a ledge right now.”

“I'M PREGNANT, YOU BASTARD!”

“There are other places to stay apart from the Leaky Cauldron in all of England. Use your head for Merlin's sake, it's too late for me to be finding out that you're a complete idiot.” “Perhaps I don't want to impose on anyone, and the Leaky was the first thing that came to my mind.” “Perhaps.”

“Someone kill me.”

“Someone at work found out you were pregnant and suggested some names. Would you like to hear them?” “Not particularly.”

“You still require something?”

“I would like a divorce.”

“Fortunately the world knows you are unrealistically strong for your body mass.”

“Oh that reminds me. I'm sure Hamilton will be overjoyed to hear that his favorite sister-in-law will be going back to England. When should I tell him you'll be arriving?” “Perhaps our marriage is not in complete shambles after all. Shall we reconcile our differences over dinner?”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, JULIET? YOU DO NOT MAIL CHILDREN.”

“What's that? Oh, the wind must have rustled the pages of my journal and made me think there was someone speaking to me. No mind.”

“I can only guess how long it took you to hatch this scheme? Are you pleased with yourself?”

“Just come.” “On my way, darling.”

Sebastian & Mackenzie
♥
[very sweet, but a Gryffindor]

“You look nice in every light, and I think we need to move out.”

“Ducks in the pond are very necessity to our new living arrangement.” “Of course there will be ducks, was there ever any doubt?”

“We should get just married. Seriously.” “We, seriously? Seriously? As in getting all dressed up and-- I don't know if-- As a solution to all-- what?”

“Mackenzie Elizabeth Loftus, I am hopelessly in love and devoted to you, and if you'll have me, I'm asking you to be my wife. Forever. Seriously.” “Forever?”

“Sebastian-- Sebastian Anthony Goldstein!”

“We are the coolest people EVER!” “We really are.”

“The wedding's still on for tomorrow, by the way. What, did you think nearly getting beat to death and lying unconscious for almost a week would stop me from marrying the love of my life? I think not.”

“The ducks have become very moody with your lack of presence.”

“The ducks wanted me to tell you that they miss you severely.”

“I held a koala bear today.” “Ohhh! They're so cute--- does it have a name?” “He felt like a Steve to me.”

“Happy Anniversary, Healer Goldstein!” “Why thank you, Photographer Goldstein!”

“WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BABIES?” “You are getting red hot, Mister Goldstein.”

“I like Archibald.” "I liiiiiiiiiiiiike-- Anthony. That's the name of a world traveler.” “Anthony is fine, but Archibald is better." “But Anthony Archibald sounds better than Archibald Anthony.” “Well then we should think of a different middle name that sounds better with Archibald.”

“So you're saying you would love our fourth child the least to give him a name that you don't even want!”

“But my favorite is Feivel!” “That's interesting.” “Feivel means brilliant one.”

“Archibald Feivel, if that's not a name for a future Minister of Magic, I don't know what is.”

“Sebastian!” “Mack!”

Ralph & Miranda
♥
[the most beautiful girl in the world]

“You know what sport is awesome? Football.” “That's the one where you kick it!”

“Are you bored, is that it?” “Very! I think you should come by. Right now.” “Right this very instant? I don't know about that.” “Raaaaaallllllllllllllllllllph.” “Fine.”

“That Halloween thingie is this weekend!” “We're going to that?” “Oh. Well I dunno, do you want to?” “Do you want to?” “I dunno, if you want to.”

“Ralph Jackson Merridew, you wake up right this instant!”

“You are stuck with me, Ralph Merridew, you are stuck with me no matter--no matter what. Is that clear?” “What would I do without you? You're---- Miranda Daisy Dodderidge. I can't live without you.”

“Secret convos are fun. Ooh we should talk in and out of wards and stuff.”

“WHERE IS MY RALPH?”

“Shagging in the hospital wing? You're too much.”

“I think I would be a bit upset if your brain exploded.” “That is one of the sweetest things anyone's ever said to me.”

“Oh. My. GOD.” “Is that a good 'oh my god' or a bad 'oh my god'?”

“MY HAIR IS GREEN WHAT THE FUCK!” “How green?”

“I want to do something---- let's do something.” “Like?????????” “I don't know--- I'm still thinking.” “CAN THERE BE FIREWORKS?”

“Nothing's new with me, I work at an ice cream parlor.”

“Don't--- scream, okay?”

“I KNOW YOU'RE IN HISTORY RIGHT NOW BUT I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU!” “Can it wait until after class?” “NO IT CANNOT I AM THOROUGHLY UPSET!” “Did a pen blow up all over your hands again?” “NO! Not right now. Earlier. But not now.”

“And now we plot!”

“They should offer a class on how to fulfill revenge and take your life back.” “That would be so sweet.”

“I think we should celebrate more.” “Mmm and in some interesting ways and places.” “New places, as in public places.” “Mr. Frobisher, you dog. I know the perfect spot.”

“I SAW BERTRAM AUBREY NAKED.” “What?”

“I joined the Order.” “Why?!”

“Merlin's fucking beard, Ralph!”

“You're an idiot.” “But I'm your idiot.”

“Put all your anger into amazing acting?”

Christopher & Prsica
♥
[she was... acceptable]

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Noah & Odette
♥
[something to do]

“Like me enough to let me try and entertain you?” “I suppose I could give you a shot.”

“But the scruff.”

“How're you feeling? Not that I care or anything.”

“COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE THE DEED TO THE PLANETARIUM? WITH OUR NAMES ON IT, BY THE BLOODY WAY.” “You know what, Noah? I would, but I currently have A HIPPOCAMPUS OCCUPYING MY BATHROOM, SO I THINK YOU'RE 'THIS IS DEFINITELY LEGAL' ISSUE WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT!”

“How about we both get naked and have some fun right here?”

“I think I could take some quidditch players.” “Not me! No, no--- look at my muscles.”

“I had the most interesting experience today”. “Did you now? I must hear about it.”

“Oh. That's far less exciting than I thought it would be.”

“Yeah. I was just getting my nerd on.”

“Tell me---- was it wearing a fedora?”

“So, what, you'd be okay with being Terry's mum? We could do that, if that's what you want.” “Are you--- did you just--- did you just propose to me? Or give me permission to adopt Terry?”

“I'm just trying to understand!”

“I do not want to marry you!” “OhthankGod”

“Are you done freaking out?” “Managed to live through that heart attack, did you?”

“I dunno. What if one day I really do want to propose? This would be a hilarious anecdote, I think.” “Okay, fine. Let's get married, then. Right now. Let's get married right now because how hilarious would that be?”

“I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SORRY.”

“I'm sorry and I love you. I should!” “I should--- I don't know what--- You can't just--- We were just--- You--- should--- not--- Is this-- What if I!--- I cannot believe--- If I die early--- Fucking-- I love you too.” “That's really good to hear. I'm coming over to propose again.”