Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
Caradoc Evan Dearborn
2. Where and when were you born?
I was born on october 26, 1958 in Wales. Possibly-- most likely. I'm supposing so, since I hardly doubt my parents would have had it any other way.
3. Who are/were your parents?
They were Jill and John Dearborn, but they sadly lost their lives about six months ago to Maddockson Swelyn. Interestingly enough, Juliet and I collided paths with him on Knockturn one day, which apparently pissed him off to the point where he broke into our home and killed both our parents while we were in the next room. He escaped again in the same night, but a few weeks later he was killed. Rhys Nott "found" him on his doorstep, just laying there.
Yeah, sure he did.
Jill did absolutely nothing with her life except go to frilly parties and John previously worked at the Ministry until he retired and decided to help Jill in her crusade to annoy the hell out of her two children.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
One absolutely radiant younger sister, Juliet. There are really no words to describe her, so I suggest meeting her yourself. Though if you would like basic information, She is in her 7th year at Hogwarts, a Ravenclaw, and does not play Quidditch.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
Now, I live in my parents old estate in Brecon, Wales. Which is really my estate, actually, since I inherited it once they died. I did use to live in an apartment in Oxford, but I gave that to Juliet just a few weeks back. She still stays with me in Wales while she's home, though. And sadly, we also have the company of Filkes, the house-elf, who is miserable beyond his years.
The house is a house. There's nothing too special about it. It's just a large, brick house, in which it's contents aren't really used. I've thought about going through and cleaning things out, but I haven't really had the time or will do to anything like that.
6. What is your occupation?
Death Eater, Order Member Secret Spy Agent.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
I am 1.84 meters tall, with dashing good looks, as you can obviously tell from my witty banter. My eyes are blue, and I have brown hair and that is as far as I'm going to go on this matter because it's actually very stupid. Does anyone really care what my--- style of dress is? I wear garbage every day. There you go. I am also a trendsetter.
I have a lot of scars, actually. There's one on the back of my head from 5th year when this bloody idiotic Gryffindor decided to randomly to smack my head instead of a bludger. I don't want to talk about it. Then I have that stupid Order tattoo on the back of my neck on the hairline. I don't want to talk about I got that either. And then... the Dark Mark on my left forearm, and on my right a huge-ass scar from when Potter went absolutely batshit crazy and tried to slice it off. And then there's this thing on my kneecap, I don't even know what it is. It's purple and sort of shaped like a hook. But besides that, I have flat feet.
8. To which social class do you belong?
My parents belonged to that upper, she-she frilly gag me society, so by default I suppose I'm apart of that aswell. My sister and I inherited their money, so we're fine for the most part.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
No Well--- not really because I don't use them. One of the various ways my mother decided to torture me was by forcing me to get glasses, for reading, while I was in school. I don't ever wear them, and I am fairly certain no one even is vaguely aware I actually own something like that.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Ha ha--- funny thing, it's wonderful being ambidextrous.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Sexy.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
I have a cornicopia of words that make up my vocabulary, therefore I find it impossible to use the same words frequently. Though 'stupid' and 'Longbottom' to tend be in the same sentence a lot.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Nothing important, my wand when I'm not using it and some pocket change. I don't really like to carry a lot of things around with me.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Isn't having the name 'Caradoc' enough? I think the name alone implies that I have.... 'defining characteristics.' How many other 'Caradocs' have you met in your life? Exactly. We are a rare breed. My parents must have been on some high to actually think it was a good name when they were deciding what to name me. This is probably how it went:
'Oh, John--- what do you think we should name our glorious first-born child? Adam? That seems like a nice, normal name.'
'No Jill, that is far too simple! How could you even suggest that?! CARADOC is the way to go!'
'Jolly good, I agree! Now let's go buy some more drugs to make the name sound better out loud.'
I don't really have a problem lying. It's actually quite amusing sometimes to see how people get so confused, or to see how well you can spin them to believe total shit. It's a rather becoming trait I have; it's handy.
I'm a Legilimens and an Occlumens, too. There, that's your defining characteristic. I can read your bloody mind.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Ha ha ha, my childhood? Absolute shite, to sum up in two words. My parents were never home, leaving the house-elf and some random nurse they hired to take care of me. And then, when my sister came around (I don't even know), they just enlisted me as the unpaied nanny to help with everything. Luckily enough, Juliet was bearable. For most of the time. She did have her moments where I thought she was the exact rencarnation of our mother, but it was only to annoy me. We did that to each other a lot when we were younger, just drive each other up the wall. It drove our parents mad, which lead us to understand that we could do so much more good teaming together than fighting each other. So, not exactly sure what 'childhood in general' is suppose to mean, but there you go.
16. What is your earliest memory?
I remember when Juliet was born, surprisingly enough. Not too many details, but I vividly remember looking through the glass into the room and trying to pick her out. That was before I got smart, though, so it was almost an exiciting game, at the time.
17. How much schooling have you had?
More enough than I needed. A homeschool teacher was brought in before I went to Hogwarts, but that didn't work out well for long. And then my mother tried teaching, which worked for only about a day. Before Hogwarts, I didn't really do much. I learned french though, it seems like everyone is mandated to learn bloody french. Why, I don't know--- no one really cares about the French anyway.
Then, Hogwarts, which felt like a bloody waste of my time. Especially sixth and seventh year, because they were. I don't think I had to pay attention to anything to get by in those classes.
Of course, I always am learning, because I strive to be the best person I can possibly be.
18. Did you enjoy school?
It was bloody boring as hell. So, no. Quidditch helped to pass the time, and I wasn't a prefect or idiotic like that. I suppose the social aspects were sustainable enough, but everything else was a complete waste.
The girls were good.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
What kind of question is that?
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
HA HA HA. Yes, my lovely parents, can't you tell? They showed me so much of the world.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
An orphan.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
28. What was your first sign of magic?
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
32. What is your greatest regret?
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
38. What is your best memory?
39. What is your worst memory?
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
41. What is your greatest fear?
42. What are your religious views?
43. What are your political views?
44. What are your views on sex?
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
60. How close are you to your family?
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? No, not yet.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
71. What is your most treasured possession?
72. What is your favorite color?
73. What is your favorite food?
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs?
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
78. What makes you laugh?
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
81. How do you deal with stress?
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
83. What are your pet peeves?
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
86. What is your greatest weakness?
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
91. Do you like yourself?
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
98. What three words best describe your personality?
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...) |
