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meme: 12 characters, 24 questions
Name 12 characters you have played in RPGs, before looking at the questions that follow. List your characters numbered 1 to 12, with the name of the RPG you played them in. Once you've picked your 12 characters, look at the questions and answer accordingly. (No peeking until you've picked your characters!) Put your answers behind a cut.

1. Luke (Sylvia Plath) from Pierian Springs
2. TP (The Player) from Stage Left
3. Drusilla (Julia Drusilla) from A Royal Pain
4. Quinn (Brutus) from Stage Left
5. Neil (Eugene O'Neill) from Pierian Springs
6. Davey Gudgeon from Cheese Fries
7. Jude (Judas Iscariot) from Stage Left
8. Piers (Piers Gaveston) from A Royal Pain
9. Rob (Robert Frost) from Pierian Springs
10. Alex (Alexei Romanov) from A Royal Pain
11. Mark (Mercutio) from Stage Left
12. Virginia (Virginia Woolf) from Pierian Springs

1. Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Davey) or 11 (Mark)?
  -   Mark, hands down. Davey's too much of a pushover to ever get any respect from his students. Besides, Mark's really good at pulling things out of his ass. Ooh, dirty joke.

2. Do you think 2 (TP) is hot? How hot?
  -   Hayley Williams is such a cutie! I don't think she's hot, per se, but she's got the best expressions ever.

3. 12 (Virginia) sends 8 (Piers) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
  -   Virginia probably needs some more cigarettes, and the corner store's refusing to sell any to her because she's under age. The mission would be a success since Piers can get past the carding... except Piers doesn't do anything for anyone unless that anyone happens to be Edward, so tough shit Virginia. D:

4. What is, or would be, 9 (Rob)'s favorite book?
  -   Something by John Steinbeck. But he may be a little biased.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (TP) to swear fealty to 6 (Davey), or the other way around?
  -   It would make a lot more sense for Davey to swear to TP, since he's a spineless loser like that. But I can definitely see TP doing it just to get a reaction from Davey, which would probably involve a lot of sentence fragments (more so than usual) and stuttering.

6. For some reason, 5 (Neil) is looking for a room-mate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Rob), or 10 (Alex)?
  -   For the least amount of damage, it would probably be best if he roomed with Alex. While Alex can be just as much of a jerk as Neil is, Alex wouldn't really pick a physical fight like Rob would, should he be tested enough.

7. 2 (TP), 7 (Jude), and 12 (Virginia) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
  -   They would all go to McDonald's because Mickey D's has got the Dollar Menu and none of those guys have any money. TP would probably try and tell the other two all about the evil behind McDonald's multi-billion dollar corporation while scarfing down two fries at a time, and Jude would pretend to listen while thinking to himself how he'd run a multi-billion dollar corporation, and Virginia actually would listen to TP, before interrupting her to start talking about how Wendy's was obviously the better choice because redheaded girls are way more innocent than redheaded clowns and TP will agree, before she realizes that HEY! I'm not innocent except she sort of really is.

8. 3 (Drusilla) challenges 10 (Alex) to a duel. What happens?
  -   OH GOD ALEX WOULD DIE. Nevermind that the poor sap's got HEMOPHILIA, but Dru's also sort of CRAZY.

9. If 1 (Luke) stole 8 (Piers)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
  -   Edward will always come back. But if needed, Piers will fight a bitch. He may not be able to take Spencer, but he can take Luke. Luke might like it, actually...

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Jude) and 12 (Virginia) both attain what they most desire.
  -   I have no idea, since neither Jude nor Virginia seem to really know what they most desire. Probably, Finally! for that very reason.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Quinn) and 1 (Luke) to work together?
  -   Quinn's the fraternity's Tag Boy and he seeks the aid of Hottest Ass on Campus Luke to try and get the frat boys off his back. No really.

12. If 7 (Jude) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
  -   We'd never leave the bedroom. I mean what. In all seriousness, though, Jude would probably be really awesome to hang out with, because he makes a conscious effort to be on everyone's good side. Plus, he's hot, so it's not like I'd be complaining.

13. If you could command 3 (Drusilla) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
  -   Um. PASS. Drusilla will cut a bitch. Actually, she'd laugh in my face, then cut a bitch.

14. Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Mark), either in appearance or personality?
  -   OH GOD I WISH SOMEONE ON MY FLIST LOOKED LIKE MARK. DX But... no, not even personality-wise. Sadface. D:

15. If 2 (TP) had to choose sides between 4 (Quinn) and 5 (Neil), which would it be?
  -   TP doesn't choose sides. TP makes her own.

16. What might 10 (Alex) shout while charging into battle?
  -   "WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?!" Seriously. He wants to know who fucked up his papers.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Piers), which song would you choose?
  -   "Addicted" by Kelly Clarkson. Three guesses why. :P

18. 1 (Luke), 6 (Davey), and 12 (Virginia) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
  -   Davey's the first to bow out, no question there. Virginia would suggest she and Luke play Rock, Paper, Scissors for it but Luke would just blink at her and wonder what the hell that was. Virginia would be aghast that Luke's never played before (and here, Davey would quietly pipe up and say he's never played it, let alone heard of it, either), and the scallion pancake would just end up forgotten in Virginia's quest to teach the youngins all that they need to learn.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (TP) to use on 10 (Alex)?
  -   "You're hot. Do me." --Oh wait.

20. What would 5 (Neil) most likely be arrested for?
  -   Oh geez. Probably everything under the sun except for murder. ...Actually he has been arrested for those already.

21. What is 6 (Davey)'s secret?
  -   He hates being a Yes Man.

22. If 11 (Mark) and 9 (Rob) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
  -   Rob would win, hands down. Soccer player, hello. Mark would say he cheated, though.

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Jude) or 8 (Piers)?
  -   I'd FEEL safer with Jude, but I'd actually BE safer with Piers since... Well it's Jude. Both boys would actually backstab me without hesitation, but Jude is better at winning people over. Piers doesn't bother to try most of the time.

24. 1 (Luke) and 9 (Rob) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Quinn)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Mark) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Quinn). Meanwhile, 4 (Quinn) has kidnapped 12 (Virginia) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Neil), they seek out 3 (Drusilla), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
  -   Um. "DISASTER FROM THE START." Because first of all, Luke and Rob? Rob would be too creeped out by Luke to actually do any good at saving the world, and Luke wouldn't care enough to save the world in the first place. Also, Quinn? Sinister? If he had a Cassius or Hook, maybe. And Mark would be the last person in the world to backstab anybody. Seriously, that guy's loyalty is his fault. Also, Virginia would take Quinn down. And wise advice? From Neil? Seriously? He fucking chose DRUSILLA, who's more likely to take whatever they've got rather than give them anything. ...... Still, probably a very good read, though.