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[14 Feb 2008|07:46pm]
ATYTM: STUDHENTS,

DGE 2 HNAD RETATED INLKURIES 1 SHDALL BEEE SOKMEWHAT ILLLEDGYHNBLE 4 SEVCOCKRAL DAYS.

THAND YU 4 YOURT ATEEENTUOIN,

MOBKJHER M. MUMGPS
HEADER GITRL
INQUIRTSTORIAL SQUADS
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[03 Feb 2008|10:06am]
ATTN: STUDENTS,

In the interests of ALL, it is advised that Mr. Dingle mass-roofies the ENTIRE STUDENT POPULA that the events of last night's "gathering" are to remain UNSAID. No organizer or participant is to be held REMOTELY accountable to their actions, and, of COURSE hypothetical actions THAT ARE NOT BEING SPOKEN OF are NOT to be seen as a direct reflection on hypothetical person's true nature. PARTICULARLY if it involved SOME FORM of dancing, THANK YOU.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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[25 Jan 2008|05:26pm]
ATTN: MR. MULDOON,

Enjoy the anniversary of your birth, Harrison. Appropriately enjoy. With legality and lacking substances.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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[18 Jan 2008|10:35am]
ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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[FILTERED TO 13TH YEARS] [16 Jan 2008|07:51am]
ATTN: THIRTEENTH YEARS,

In order to avoid shackles being raised by younger students (particularly those more boisterous), I would privately request that as the leaders, mentors, and eldest students at this school, we set an example at this time. There needs to be no unnecessary outside chaos, no rumors started, and so help me, if ONE of you spends the next week idly gossipping and causing panic, I shall put you in a detention that makes Auschwitz look like a merry tea-party for squirrels. You will follow instructions, you WILL make the younger students feel safe, and you WILL NOT ignore this.

I will be watching.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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[16 Jan 2008|05:34am]
ATTN: STUDENTS,

This is your Head Girl, Mona M. Mumps. In this time, I would like to make an urgent request for students to respond to this event in a manner that would make our former headmaster proud -- we may be shocked, distraught, and outraged; however, this is no time for idle gossip. The truth will be known, and I have little doubt it will not be playing favor to vacuous, insulting gossip that has been tossed around regarding certain members of our students and staff.

This is a time for grief and respect, and I expect only the best behaviour from each and every one of you, just as the late Albus Dumbledore would have. Please, keep collected and stay calm; refer any questions necessary to your Prefects, Inquisitorial Squad, Professors Carrow, Heads of Houses, or Apollo or myself, as we shall be onhand to answer any concerns or fears. Follow all instructions from members of staff, and remember that it is this time that we must support each other and stay strong more than ever: we may be from separate backgrounds, houses, and ages; but we are only strongest when we are united.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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[FILTERED TO SLYTHERINS] [12 Jan 2008|02:57pm]
ATTN: TWELFTH YEAR SLYTHERINS AND YOUNGER STUDENTS,

I feel it would be MOST WISE, were one of you to STEP UP TO THE PLATE and put your SENSIBLE name up for the position of PRESIDENT, in lieu of the SOMEWHAT LACKING current candidates. You would, naturally, have my full support and the OBVIOUS support of the rest of your house. Please note that other BRAVE AND RESPONSIBLE Slytherins, Daphne and Cletus Greengrass, have nominated themselves for the positions (respectively) of TREASURER and VICE PRESIDENT.

REMEMBER, assorted Slytherins, it is YOU who shall have to suffer the oppressive shackles of proposed liberalism, possible socialism, and eternal name repetion should one of the OTHER candidates retain the popular vote.

I shall be EXPECTING a volunteer within the next week.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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