head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-12 14:57:00

[FILTERED TO SLYTHERINS]
ATTN: TWELFTH YEAR SLYTHERINS AND YOUNGER STUDENTS,

I feel it would be MOST WISE, were one of you to STEP UP TO THE PLATE and put your SENSIBLE name up for the position of PRESIDENT, in lieu of the SOMEWHAT LACKING current candidates. You would, naturally, have my full support and the OBVIOUS support of the rest of your house. Please note that other BRAVE AND RESPONSIBLE Slytherins, Daphne and Cletus Greengrass, have nominated themselves for the positions (respectively) of TREASURER and VICE PRESIDENT.

REMEMBER, assorted Slytherins, it is YOU who shall have to suffer the oppressive shackles of proposed liberalism, possible socialism, and eternal name repetion should one of the OTHER candidates retain the popular vote.

I shall be EXPECTING a volunteer within the next week.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	daftne 2008-01-12 05:20 am UTC (link)
	I THINK DRACO WILL RUN MONA HE RAN FOR VICE PRESIDENT!! (Reply to this)

	dracom 2008-01-12 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I'll run, of course, but it just seems utterly pointless to start a campaign this early on. I'll wait until next year - by then, these idiots will undoubtedly already have exhausted themselves several times over with their own idiotic efforts, and it'll save me both time and energy. (Reply to this)

	obnoxious 2008-01-13 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Too bad I won't be here. Otherwise I'd volunteer. The fuck's the Inquisitorial Squad? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 06:27 am UTC (link)
	THAT is what we refer to as FATE, young man. THE Inquisitorial Squad is a group of LIKE-MINDED and WELL-POSITIONED students, destined for certain success and governmental wealth! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-01-13 06:30 am UTC (link)
	There's always uni. The name sounds more like some kind of sadists' club. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 06:46 am UTC (link)
	I am EXCEEDINGLY THANKFUL I shall be NATURALLY attending the prestigious Oxford University. It was HARDLY my choice ! I PREFERED Conservatives Reuniting About Politics Policies and You! And BESIDES, sadism is so very 1980's, and we are a MODERN society. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-01-13 07:04 am UTC (link)
	When am I getting my first postcard? CRAPPY? I liked CUNT better. Or whatever the fuck that old acronym was. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

dicktator
2008-01-13 07:31 am UTC (link)

I SUPPOSE once I have purchased my official Oxford stationary set, letter writing paper, AND taken numerous photographs of me around and next to the various historical buildings.

CROSSWORDING UNDER NOTED TIMES is a WELL ACKNOWLEDGED foundation of AVID crossworders, I'll have you know! And PERHAPS, if your behaviour IMPROVED I could find it WITHIN MY POWER to extend you an invitation.

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	obnoxious 2008-01-13 07:35 am UTC (link)
	What about a visit? My behavior's fine. Roughing up McLaggen a little is doing everyone a favour. But I think I'll pass on that CUNT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Will you PROMISE to at LEAST spray down your dorm and/or self and/or male and female friends with some sort of disinfectant? I will PRESUME you are referring to passing up on Crosswording, and NOT on Mr. McLaggen? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-01-13 08:00 am UTC (link)
	First you start channeling Macfusty, now Cletus? Come on now. That was a good one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
	HARDLY, Nikolas Vaisey, I merely have the PRACTICAL SENSE to assume you may attract company that does not bathe frequently. It WAS fairly witty and cutting, I DO like to think! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	poisonous 2008-01-16 07:29 am UTC (link)
	I will be running for President in Draco's place. (Reply to this)

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