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[12 Jan 2008|02:57pm] |
ATTN: TWELFTH YEAR SLYTHERINS AND YOUNGER STUDENTS,
I feel it would be MOST WISE, were one of you to STEP UP TO THE PLATE and put your SENSIBLE name up for the position of PRESIDENT, in lieu of the SOMEWHAT LACKING current candidates. You would, naturally, have my full support and the OBVIOUS support of the rest of your house. Please note that other BRAVE AND RESPONSIBLE Slytherins, Daphne and Cletus Greengrass, have nominated themselves for the positions (respectively) of TREASURER and VICE PRESIDENT.
REMEMBER, assorted Slytherins, it is YOU who shall have to suffer the oppressive shackles of proposed liberalism, possible socialism, and eternal name repetion should one of the OTHER candidates retain the popular vote.
I shall be EXPECTING a volunteer within the next week.
Thank you for your attention,
Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad
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