head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-12 14:57:00

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ATTN: TWELFTH YEAR SLYTHERINS AND YOUNGER STUDENTS,

I feel it would be MOST WISE, were one of you to STEP UP TO THE PLATE and put your SENSIBLE name up for the position of PRESIDENT, in lieu of the SOMEWHAT LACKING current candidates. You would, naturally, have my full support and the OBVIOUS support of the rest of your house. Please note that other BRAVE AND RESPONSIBLE Slytherins, Daphne and Cletus Greengrass, have nominated themselves for the positions (respectively) of TREASURER and VICE PRESIDENT.

REMEMBER, assorted Slytherins, it is YOU who shall have to suffer the oppressive shackles of proposed liberalism, possible socialism, and eternal name repetion should one of the OTHER candidates retain the popular vote.

I shall be EXPECTING a volunteer within the next week.

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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dicktator
2008-01-13 07:31 am UTC (link)

I SUPPOSE once I have purchased my official Oxford stationary set, letter writing paper, AND taken numerous photographs of me around and next to the various historical buildings.

CROSSWORDING UNDER NOTED TIMES is a WELL ACKNOWLEDGED foundation of AVID crossworders, I'll have you know! And PERHAPS, if your behaviour IMPROVED I could find it WITHIN MY POWER to extend you an invitation.

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	obnoxious 2008-01-13 07:35 am UTC (link)
	What about a visit? My behavior's fine. Roughing up McLaggen a little is doing everyone a favour. But I think I'll pass on that CUNT. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Will you PROMISE to at LEAST spray down your dorm and/or self and/or male and female friends with some sort of disinfectant? I will PRESUME you are referring to passing up on Crosswording, and NOT on Mr. McLaggen? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-01-13 08:00 am UTC (link)
	First you start channeling Macfusty, now Cletus? Come on now. That was a good one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
	HARDLY, Nikolas Vaisey, I merely have the PRACTICAL SENSE to assume you may attract company that does not bathe frequently. It WAS fairly witty and cutting, I DO like to think! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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