head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 10:35:00

ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	english 2008-01-18 01:12 am UTC (link)
	It is terrible that someone has written vulgar French in books. I hope you find the culprit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Believe ME, Miss Taylor, I will NOT rest until the one responsible is sitting with Professors Carrow! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-18 02:07 am UTC (link)
	What does "gorge profonde" mean? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Something OBSCENE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 02:15 am UTC (link)
	we have romance novels in the library? seriously? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:36 am UTC (link)
	NATURALLY, Mr. Muldoon! They are a VALID and MISUNDERSTOOD literary form! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuro 2008-01-18 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Medical romance dramas? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Yes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	architect 2008-01-18 02:21 am UTC (link)
	They still graffiti in pencil? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:41 am UTC (link)
	INDEED, otherwise they would be WHITING-OUT for seven hours of detention! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Wow. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Are you confessing, Mr. Goldstein? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	philosopher 2008-01-18 02:25 am UTC (link)
	No one is going to judge you if you enjoy medical romance dramas. Actually, that's a lie. I would. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:43 am UTC (link)
	There is NOTHING WRONG with the misjudged and FOOLISHLY IGNORED medical romnce drama genre, Mr. Thacker! NOT THAT I INDULGE, but still! One must NEVER discriminate! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-01-18 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I was unaware that we had Mills & Boon novels in our library. How odd that the school would spend money on that and not on funding for important societies. Even so, it is so fortunate that we have you as Head Girl! We may have never found out about such horrid behaviour if we didn't. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I BELIEVE it was ANONYMOUSLY donated by a student, Miss Clagg. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	freddy 2008-01-18 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir, Mona darling. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I am HARDLY amused, Mr. Weasley. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	daftne 2008-01-18 05:47 am UTC (link)
	What's a gorge profonde? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:07 am UTC (link)
	A large chicken. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	obnoxious 2008-01-18 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Tu veux parler, ou bien dois-je continuer à te reluquer de là oú je suis? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Je joue au tai chi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	creepy 2008-01-18 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Whoa! I didn't think that you'd find those so quickly. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Mr. DINGLE, were you, BY ANY CHANCE, raised by wolves in SPARTA? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitchy 2008-01-18 06:28 am UTC (link)
	How awful! I can't think why anyone would do such a thing, Mona! Do tell me, how are those medical romance dramas? I just could never seem to get into them. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
	I HARDLY read such things, Miss Rivers! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)