head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 10:35:00

ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:36 am UTC (link)
	NATURALLY, Mr. Muldoon! They are a VALID and MISUNDERSTOOD literary form! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 02:46 am UTC (link)
	so you read them? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
	~~I PREFER historical romance dra I ONLY skim to check their APPRO~~ No. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 03:14 am UTC (link)
	okay! when are you going to stop calling me mr. muldoon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Likely if you decide to change your name, Mr. Muldoon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 05:58 am UTC (link)
	what if i pulled a madonna and had no last name? then what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:09 am UTC (link)
	I would ask you to wear more clothing, Mr. Madonna. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 06:19 am UTC (link)
	i may be persuaded if you dropped the mr. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I shall NOT be comparing you to a HARLOT, tooth-gapped wastrel, Mr. Muldoon! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 06:52 am UTC (link)
	if the bra fits! (harrison.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:58 am UTC (link)
	It would be RATHER INCONVENIENT if you had cone-shaped breasts, young man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 07:05 am UTC (link)
	i dunno! i could probably cut through crowds quicker than you can say "harrison". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Though I would IMAGINE you might be a danger to poking out children's eyes with your pectorals, Mr. Muldoon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 07:25 am UTC (link)
	harrisons usually take that risk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Mr. Muldoons may be responsible for the blindness of a generation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toke 2008-01-18 07:34 am UTC (link)
	we could all play marco harrison. let us do a trial! marco! (you say harrison.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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