head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 10:35:00

ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	english 2008-01-18 01:12 am UTC (link)
	It is terrible that someone has written vulgar French in books. I hope you find the culprit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Believe ME, Miss Taylor, I will NOT rest until the one responsible is sitting with Professors Carrow! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	english 2008-01-18 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Godspeed! They ought to have written in something by Hugh MacDiarmid or something of that sort. Or Morgan and that apple song! (Reply to this)(Parent)