head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 10:35:00

ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	clagg 2008-01-18 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I was unaware that we had Mills & Boon novels in our library. How odd that the school would spend money on that and not on funding for important societies. Even so, it is so fortunate that we have you as Head Girl! We may have never found out about such horrid behaviour if we didn't. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I BELIEVE it was ANONYMOUSLY donated by a student, Miss Clagg. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	clagg 2008-01-18 02:49 am UTC (link)
	~~Oops~~ Oh! That certainly makes sense! Do you ~~need~~ want help finding out who did it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:53 am UTC (link)
	If you hear anything involving those who speak Fench and/or participate in crime sprees, please let me know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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