head girl mumps. (dicktator) wrote,
@ 2008-01-18 10:35:00

ATTN: STUDENTS,

SIMPLY BECAUSE we are in a period of GRIEF, does NOT MEAN, I will IGNORE the ADAMANT TOMFOOLERY that SOME of you have apparently been participating in within the confines of the library! I MAY NOT BE a francophone, but I WILL NOT have the wool PULLED OVER MY EYES when it comes to the apparent HOARDES of graffitti scribbled into EVERY COPY of "Harlequin Mills & Boon: medical romance dramas" in the library! A book section, I was NATURALLY looking at, not to read, but to skim in a random matter for graffiti, as I do occasionally in my free time. AND MARK MY WORDS, if I have to request help from headmaster himself, I WILL discover the perpetrator and WILL HAVE HIM ERASE each and EVERY "gorge profonde" scrawled within the pages of the Harlequin Mills & Boon section!

Thank you for your attention,

Mona M. Mumps
Head Girl
Inquisitorial Squad

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	macbeth 2008-01-18 02:07 am UTC (link)
	What does "gorge profonde" mean? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Something OBSCENE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I looked it up. I could see how it would upset you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:46 am UTC (link)
	At least SOMEONE is taking this defilement SERIOUSLY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	No, I agree. It is highly inappropriate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Mr. Boot, have you CONSIDERED the position of student body PRESIDENT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ernest 2008-01-18 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Hello, Mona. Remember me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Mr. Macmillan, how lovely to see you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ernest 2008-01-18 05:51 am UTC (link)
	You as well, Mona. You might remember me from the campaign posters I have released to announce my candidacy and encourage students to vote for me as President next year, with slogans such as "Aliens aren't after me", "I take campaigning very seriously" and my newest one, "Serious is as serious does." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. How good for you, young man. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	macbeth 2008-01-18 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Not really, no. I am considering directing another play however. That will probably take up a lot of my time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-18 05:36 am UTC (link)
	This is UNFORTUNATE, as I DO BELIEVE, you have quite a head on your shoulders, young man! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-18 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I appreciate that. Also, you know, I don't believe Anthony did do it. He's Jewish and that sort of thing most likely isn't kosher. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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