Mortimer Dodderidge : "Artist" (dodger) wrote,
@ 2009-04-12 00:10:00

Current mood:

hungover

three
[Miranda]
Oh gods, Miranda. Tell me you haven't already buggered off back to Merlin knows where.

[Malcolm]
----

Oy. I don't think I'll be able to look at a firewhiskey bottle ~~ever again~~ for at least 17 days without feeling nauseous. My aching head agrees with me, so it must be the best plan.

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	MORTY stageleft 2009-04-12 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	IT IS----NOT THAT SIMPLE! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Miranda dodger 2009-04-12 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	I know but I really, REALLY need to talk to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Morty stageleft 2009-04-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	BUT BUT----OY I am here! Talk to me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Miranda dodger 2009-04-12 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't want to interrupt anything! Something huge happened last night and I don't mean the wedding. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Morty stageleft 2009-04-12 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	!!!! What happened????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Miranda dodger 2009-04-13 12:02 am UTC (link)
	~~I-- Oh gods Oh gods~~ I kissed someone! Or rather, he they kissed me. And I don't think it was ~~just one of those~~ just a bunch of whoops-I'm-sloshed kisses... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MORTY stageleft 2009-04-13 02:43 am UTC (link)
	MORTY!!! IF YOU DID NOT WANT IT TO OCCUR, THAT IS CALLED RAPE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Miranda

dodger
2009-04-13 03:28 am UTC (link)

WHAT??? WHY DID YOU SAY--
--OH MY GODS

No! I didn't mean for it to sound that way. I kissed ~~him~~ them back! There was a load of kissing, actually. And my clothes stayed on~~, mostly~~! And I did end up in my own bed at the hotel.

But now I feel like I'm going bloody mad!

Not to mention, I also have the absolute worst headache I've ever known. And I've known a lot of headaches in my time.

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	Morty stageleft 2009-04-13 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh! So----I mean that's good!! What is she like---your best friend forever or something? YOU DIDN'T KISS HARMONY, DID YOU??? ~~I've been watching too many soap operas.~~ Wait forget I said that. What's the problem??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Miranda dodger 2009-04-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
	MIRANDA! I WOULD NEVER KISS MY BROTHER'S WIFE! ~~I KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE BUT OY---~~ ~~BUT I DID KISS-- OH GODS~~ IT WAS A BLOKE. I KISSED A BLOKE. ON THE LIPS. FOR MERLIN KNOWS HOW LONG LAST NIGHT. ON THE BEACH. IN THE SAND. SNOGGING. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MORTY stageleft 2009-04-13 04:34 am UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD YOU WHORE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MIRANDA dodger 2009-04-13 04:41 am UTC (link)
	~~WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT~~ WHAT?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME WHORE? ~~I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED A WHORE~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MORTY stageleft 2009-04-13 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I MEAN LIKE. YOU KISSED A BLOKE! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO TRY IT OR BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO??? THERE ARE MANY LAYERS TO THIS SITUATIONS MORTIMER!!!! WHO?? OH OH IT WAS MALCOLM WASN'T IT HE WAS EYING YOU LIKE YOU WERE A PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE BUT I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ASSUMING HE THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT BECAUSE HE'S GAY BUT I GUESS IT'S TRUE????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Miranda dodger 2009-04-13 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I'VE NEVER KISSED A BLOKE BEFORE, MIRANDA. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED. ~~OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW WHO~~ YES. YES, IT WAS MALCOLM. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KNOW THAT BUT YES. ~~AND OH GODS AND HE SAID~~ HE SAID HE'S BEEN WANTING TO KISS ME FOR A YEAR. A YEAR. HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE THAT? ~~AND HE HAD PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES BEFORE THIS HOW COULD HE JUST WAIT~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

MORTY

stageleft
2009-04-13 07:09 am UTC (link)

OKAY WE NEED TO CALM DOWN AND TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER!

Okay! WOW okay see I thought he was like weirdly attached to you like being super nice for really no reason because come on you are NOT that nice to ANYONE unless you want something and I guess he wanted you!!!!!

But I mean! Did you want to kiss him? Because I think that means you're a little gay, Morty.

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	esp 2009-04-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a night full of amusement. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dodger 2009-04-13 06:26 am UTC (link)
	And then some! I drank Vance's bloke under the table, of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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